That's it, now you've gone and done it. You're total apathy when it comes to T-shirt slogans for Kotaku have forced us to come up with a list of our own sucky ideas. Read em and weep:

We put the K in Otaku

+7 T-Shirt of Snark

I think Mario is stalking me

I hate Pentamino!

Teabagging, not just for the British Anymore

Thompson, You Ignorant Slut (Brian USA's personal favorite)

Kotaku Tees? [Kotaku]

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