Mitt Romney, Massachusetts governor and presidential hopeful, invokes the Columbine Massacre in one of his latest television spots promising, that if elected, he'll clean up this town. Well, I think he's planning on focusing on the town cesspool, actually, one that's polluted with drugs, pornography and "violence and sex on TV, in video games and in movies." Good to see someone tackling the hard issues our nation's youngest generation should be most concerned about with the help of shitty analogies.

Everyone's registered with the Video Game Voters Network, I hope.

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