Videos of dancing humans bring me intense joy, possibly because I dance like the Chuck E. Cheese employee who drew the short straw and has to wear the Warthog Wiggles costume this shift.

I am deeply affected by this Pump It Up DDR impressario, reputed to go by the adorable handle "smidget". He spins, he breaks, he pops and locks. He is a tiny, golden god and I am as impressed by his choreography (surely this was planned out and well-rehearsed) as his execution. Teach me, o Smidget! Eliza Gauger

[via Aeropause]

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