All it needs now is some Magical Sound Shower wafting in over Gordon's post-apocalyptic AM/FM radio and a palm tree or two and we'd be set. Plus, I doubt Alyx would be the type to get all slappy if you crashed. Which is nice. You don't need the threat of a smack from your lady hanging over you when you're trying to save humanity.
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