Via our sometimes nemesis, sometimes semi-clad sweetheart Faith Naked, we spotted this post over on Destructoid: "I Want To Have Sex With Carmen Sandiego."

Never has a post title been so refreshingly open and honest. In it, RevAnthony catalogues the many sophisticated reasons why he wants to have carnal congress with her, including "she's really hot" and "I like my women like I like my dogs: silent, or with my foot in their ass." Kinky!

His reasons are, of course, compelling in their own right... that is, if any reasons can justify wanting to have sex with an imaginary cartoon character. Carmen Sandiego may well be hot, but people who openly flaunt bulbous purple boners at video game characters are like that creep you knew in high school who admitted to masturbating to Bugs-Bunny-in-Drag. Florian Eckhardt

I Want To Have Sex With Carmen Sandiego [Destructoid]

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