Awhile back, infamous games-to-movie director Uwe Boll challenged his mouthy critics to a boxing match. What they didn't know is that he was semi-pro boxer.

Well reader Fidel sends word that the first Boll boxing match ended as expected, with Boll making a fool out of his critic. Not only did he land some nice blows, the other guy was literally tripping all over himself to get away. Once he even turned his back on the boxer/director to try and stop the abuse.

The moral of the story: One's ability to make movies has nothing to do with one's ability to pummel a person into a bloody pulp.

Now if he had challenged all-comers to a bout of fencing I'd be all over that. Brian Crecente

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