To all the Kotaku Nintendo haters (I'm looking at YOU, Gauger!) who may be under the impression that Nintendo doesn't have enough blockbuster titles for the DS, I say HA, and HA again! I present to you, the Biker Mice from Mars!! It's going to be the next big thing in gaming, mark my words!! It's got mice wearing patent leather, driving around motorcycles, and kicking butt (cheese not included). Go ahead, you KNOW you want to post this gem!

Look, I am not a Nintendo hater! I have a DS AND a PSP, OKAY?! Sometimes I dress them up in little fancy clothes made of toilet paper with pretty glitter glued on, and they're best friends and have strawberry tea and play whist until their mommies call them home for the yummiest dinners ever. And they never have to go to school or clean their rooms ever!

Eliza Gauger

[Thanks Jwalestrom]