Women. They're great for a lot of things, but they make it difficult when you want to play video games. You want to play Gears of War on the big TV? Tough. She wants to watch an episode of A Baby Story she's seen twice already.

Fortunately, since girls are so predictable and will like anything pink, with shiny crystals impossible for them to refuse, Nintendo is releasing a pair of Swarovski crystal encrusted DS Lites to help you trick your girlfriend or wife into gaming. Just slap any old game in there, she won't notice the difference after being blinded by the pink shine.

They're designed by (Ha! Sure.) Paris Hilton, hero to girls everywhere (they all want to be skinny like her and have lots of nice boyfriends/clothes like she does) and feature over 1200 shiny jewels. At 360, about $680 (USD), it's cheaper than buying a second TV.

Thanks for the tip, Lesley. And don't buy too many of these! Gotta save some cash for new shoes! LOL am I right, ma'am? Michael McWhertor

A Diamond DS Lite Is A Girl's Best Friend .... Not!