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We want to help. Really. Whether it be answering your questions or ignoring them, we're here. Previously, we got an email fro Kojima, but since we'd fired him long ago, we were never able to reply. Reader Oummada sent us the following email not once, but twice. It reads:
To: Bashcraft
From: Oummada H.
RE: Scoop Dragon Ball Z live action movie (casting)20th Century Fox
My name is Oummada H., I'm writting this letter to let you know, that I went to play in the Dragon Ball Z movies. First of all, because I have what it takes to play the role of Sangoku in your movie. I have never palyed in a movie, but everyone needs to start somewhere. Second of all, you can see on the pictures, that I have joined to this letter, that I have the same haircut as Sangoku and we all know that Sangoku's hair is the power. Third of all, I know everyting on Dragon Ball's Z univers, except the personel view of Akira Toriyama. To conclude, I have a twin brother that looks just like me. I hope your will read this letter and see my pictures and realize that I am the real Sangoku.
Dear, Mr Akira Toriyama.
My name is Oummada H. and I think that I could play the role of Sangoku in Dragon Ball Z for 20th Century Fox, who bought the rights of the movies. As you can see on my pictures, from my personel view, I look just like Sangoku. I'm sure by seeing those pictures, you'll be shocked by the resemblance of Sangoku and I. I also have a twin brother that looks just like me, I think you know where I want to come to thank you, for taking the time to read my letter.
for contact my: (his email address - Ed.)
Pics of this casting hopeful after the jump.
He's a Spurs fan.
And an Expos fan. He smokes, too. In case 20th Century Fox and Akira Toriyama are interested, we also have pics of Oummada next to a plant, sitting on a bench and with his dog.
Comments
No! No! Noooooo!
.... someone has been taking acid :)
Those eyes, man--it's crystal clear that the guy was high off his mind when he wrote this.
Sangoku? WTF is Sangoku?
It's Songoku bitches.
Uh...with that hair, he's better off as Huey from Boondocks.
I shouldn't talk. I'm trying to get my hair to be that puffed.
lol wtf
eh..."NEXT!"
Kill it with fire.
All we need to do to get our insane, crack-addled stories like his published is by sending it twice?
Huzzah!
Be prepared for a duplicate email for my "Name Persecution" story that got rejected.
Should I laugh...? <_<;
Noooo! The lulz! We can't takes it!
Lmao, why did he email this to Ashcraft?
Last time I checked Goku wasn't an anorexic afro-ninja.
@argh: What was he then?
I don't know about you guys, but personally I'm shocked by the resemblance myself.
I want that Montreal Expos shirt!! Baseball hasn't been the same without them. I mean, someone has to be the very worst team in baseball... ever.
Long live the Expos!
"kame, hame......there has got to be a better way to smoke this blunt."
lol, hahaha, rofl, lmao, roflmao, omgwtfbbq, none of these are adequate enough to express how much I am laughing right now. We need a new one.
whammy!
I think this will go in /b/ in 4chan.
He should audition for the role of Huey Freeman from The Boondocks.
OMG! I on the floor dieing right now.
damn that dude looks so high
lmao I could not for the life of me figure out who he meant by Sangoku... LMFAO
...and I just got back from watching 2001: A Space Odyssey.
It is a weird, weird world we live in.
i want a sack of what he's smokin'
Hire him, now!!1
What the hell is wrong with his face?!
He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing!
What the fuck. Now THIS is news. Kudos, Kotaku.
Once again, kudos.
@Dave Silva: Actually, he looks like a Bratz doll.
I'm scared, Kotaku. Hold me. D:
Thanks for the laugh. This made my day.
COMING SOON TO THEATERS... DRAGON BALL Z, STARRING SNOOP DOGG AS GOKU!
I ... I can't stop laughing.
"I look just like Sangoku." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WOW, I've seen better Goku look-a-likes in my shower drain! Get this guy outta here, I can't stop laughing!
I don't know why, but i have the feeling i met this person before... creepy
Oo! You cans hir mee 2! I haev teh Vuhgita mucsels!
Dear Lord, please don't let me ever do anything like that.
what the...Goku off the doobie?
So, wait. Which character in DBZ was a stoner loser who was unable to spell even the most basic of words?
Mr. Satan FTW!
Nice to see some people fight for their dreams. No, really.
This is pretty low. Funny, but low.
@MGSPODAOMAO:
Yes, and hard.
Movie: Barber Dragon After Next Ball Z
Plot: Sangoku (played by Ed) comes to terms with his shoddy life and vows to get a haircut. But the local haircuttery is being closed, and barber Veghetto (Played by Ice Cube) is down on his luck. Fortunately Sangoku had a son full of haircutting potential...Gohomie (casting TBA possibly played by Bow Wow or Lil' Romeo)
Hahaha. I was not expecting that. Come on, and the spelling errors didn't help you at all man. Oh god that is gold.
@rengenki: Damn! I forgot about him! Tis the gangsta version of Mr. Satan!
I hate Dragonball Z, but if this guy was in the movie I would definitely see it.
hahahaahahhaahahhahahahahahahhahaahahaha!
@Saint Anima: Huey from Boondocks! He even has a twin brother!
Ok, just who the hell is "Sangoku?" WHAT the hell is wrong with this guy exactly? And HOW the hell did this get posted on Kotaku?
Surely, you cannot blame me for asking how this is newsworthy? I wonder if this was just posted in order to avoid getting anymore e-mails from this pothead.
@LaserJudas: I don't think Goku could read or spell correctly either as he never attented school or had a stable job. As for the stoner part, ever notice how spacey and care free he was throughout most of the series?
I know you really shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, but this fella done look like the end result of splicing together DNA from Spudd Webb and Diana Ross.
Dude is faded like Friday. AND YOU KNOW THIS......MAN!
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I just sunk lower
I LOLED!
Which neurological disorder was this man diagnosed with?
I just realized. He resembles Hercule! :D
This is the best post in Kotaku history. Please, sticky this gold mine.
@Spiderbait: No, this guy does [neatorama.cachefly.net]
plz no!
he's too skinny,
maybe the heroin suck him up
No guys, he doesn't smoke. That's his twin brother.