If you turned into NBC tonight, Satan's about to shoot molten ejaculate of evil into your eye. What else can you say about tonight's last night's episode of The Apprentice, which features not only Donald Trump, but J. Allard of Microsoft and Wal-Mart?
The challenge posed to the Apprentices?
Gold Rush and Synergy compete to create the most compelling in-store interactive display that highlights the digital entertainment lifestyle features of Xbox 360. Contestants have 24 hours to use any of Wal-Mart product assortments to create a retail interactive display that demonstrates the breadth of the Xbox 360 capabilities.
The winners will have their displays installed in over 1500 stores. The losers, of course, will go back to flipping hamburgers at the business school cafeteria. We'd personally like to see a video game version of the Apprentice where intrepid game programmers are given the task of modeling Trump's toupee in the smallest amount of polys. Then again, that's probably too easy: a simulacrum of that rigid counterfeit mane could be achieved with a single two-dimensional polygon in blond slapped upon an Oblivion ogre's head.
Xbox 360 and Wal-Mart on "The Apprentice" Tonight [Gamerscoreblog]




















