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I'll be frank: it's a long time since I've gotten any. So this weekend, I will spend a lot of time slipping through Prey's gooey, dripping jelly holes, only taking breaks to occasionally IM Eliza innocent questions like "What are you wearing?" and "What would you say if I told you I wasn't wearing any pants?"
But the sad desperation of my forced chastity aside, I love Prey. Yes, the guys at 3D Realms are total idiots, and thirty seconds worth of microwave radiation aimed at George Broussard would cause him to melt like a 400 pound lump of feta cheese. But I really dig Prey's atmosphere, and that portal and running up walls jazz is a lot more fun a gimmick than it has any right being.
Your turn. What will you be playing this weekend? As a follow-up question, what do you think Eliza will be wearing it? Given how grotesquely overweight she is, my guess is Prey's Dyson Sphere.
