Honk! Honk! ... Would be awesome if they hid bike horns in there.

So basically I'd rest my head just on the bottom where the boobs are, thus having no support of my neck what so ever. Doesn't seem very ergonomic...

I could see if they felt like REAL breasts, but they're just gel filled blobs, who is buying this exactly???

but it doesn't look like a pillow at all... how are you supposed to sleep with that?

I lol'd at your writing!

it looks like a toiletseat

That's just interesting.

Does it clean easy?

@flippzilla:

bastard, I was gonna post "Is it washable"?

lol

It would actually make a pretty cool mousepad

@Waka in Japan:

Somehow I doubt sleeping is what they had in mind.

Looks like a small boogie board to me.

If that was a pillow you would wake up with a broken neck...Or not wake up at all...

I'd so motorboat that shit you have no idea.

People throw around the term "open minded" too much as if it actually means something. I will end at that before I start getting into a rant.

@commanderdeek:

there ARE mousepads available already....just in smaller scale...

and wait a minute...

are those woman's hand i see in those pics?

meh..it would be better if it the person was actually holding real breasts...lol

boobies...

Jubblies!

@Ghede:
Oh god, I remembered the old Doug cartoon when I read that.
Now I'm imagining Skeeter with one of these, squeezing them and going "Honk honk!"

Oh god.

@kojirodensetsu:
Which we all appreciate and find very open-minded of you. ;)

I'm starting to see a conceptual flaw in the pillow since I doubt anyone is gonna end up sleeping. I think adding tits would be the next step after this to having people sleeping on silicon sex dolls (correction even more people).

@Lyrai: Oh god, Now it's in my head too. GET IT OUT!

Wouldn't they sell more if they were bigger? :o

The picture and the boobs don't match. That's only one and a half groping.

i am speechless

@commanderdeek:

They make mousepads too.

Is there any mattress version ? If so, is there anything else included ?

So are these on eBay yet?

Damn it, Japan! That's a bad Japan! No, no boobie pillows for you. Bad!

.... man..... why is it that Japan can seem like the greatest place on Earth and the most ****ed up place on the planet?

Sadly, this makes me think there might be a pillow out that would work for my messed up neck. Scary fake jubblies comes close. I kinda need my head to lay flat to my body, but my neck needs support. Currently, I just roll up sheets as needed rather then use pillows.

@Havok154: I think your supposed to but your neck into the boobs or you're supposed to turn it upside down or you are supposed to lie with your head on the boobs and the face sticking out.

Wonder how creepy it is to actually see someone sleeping on one of those...

@icepick314: @cadekun:

Ye, but I need one as big as that. I have a big mouse.

@MattMystrieo:

At least you'd die a happy man/woman.

The main photo is obviously a reach from the back while a woman ( or a man with long nails ) gropes from the front.

Falling asleep at the computer never felt so good.

..'till your girl came in, ofcourse. Then you'd regret living.

@Terranvoid:
There are speshul pillows you can get out there that offer neck support like that. They're weird at first, but comfortable when you get used to them. And, yes, they're designed not TOO dissimilarly to these squeezy-bewb things.

"...cats and dogs living together." Nice Ghostbusters II quote. Honestly. I'll have to say that it's not NEARLY as nice as getting your hands on some REAL breasts...
even if they are my grandmothers.
-Adam

That's a bit big for a mousepad. And hard for a pillow... Now if it was bigger... say, life-size? And sold with the game? It would be a multi-million seller. No doubt about it.

@Terinije: Japan is the best place in the world BEACUSE it's the most fucked up place in the world. No punches pulled. You can buy pornography featuring child rape and tentacle pedophilia (it's own sub-genre!), but it's okay, they pixelate the naughty bits. As a wise man once said, anyone who lives anywhere else has got to be fucking kidding.
It's just like the world you're used to, but cranked up to 11.
Hyper-reality, baby. Do not adjust your set.

Can I really possibly be the first person to mention carpal tunnel?

an impractical ironing board

@InsomniaBob: Don't really know what part of Japan you live in, but it's certainly different from mine.
That being said, I can easily imagine women wanting a squeeze on this one. I've seen numerous female anchors squeezing AV/gurabia model boobs on TV. That, and I practically get molested everyday at work here.

And the point of this pillow would be...?

heheh, jubbly-board! dual purpose, you can slide across the waves during the day, and make your own waves at night!

yes yes, i know.

A squeezing boobage article? This post just goes to further explain why there's a need for gaygamer.net, for those that didn't understand it in all those other posts :P. Along with those Kasumi statue posts...

You know, make this a mini-game for Wii Fit, and all those "why-t-f" non-Nintendo fans will be chomping at the bit to get it.

OMG... not that I'm complaining but doesn't this set woman back like 150 years or something?

there's your answer to japan, microsoft! package this with the 360, and it'll sell like hotcakes!

@aelfin: How do you do boob-squeezing with a balance-measuring peripheral? I suppose you could put the boob pillow on the scales but, if you'll pardon the pun, I'm not really feeling it...

(As for the GayGamer reference, well, yeah, but you don't need to be straight to find posts/products like this pretty funny.)

@InsomniaBob: I love how the only backup you really give is the pornography subgenres. XD

@ironice: Actually no because all of those "types" of people already do own a 360.

Its the normal people that MS is missing out on my friend. ;D

boob pillows ARE progress. [: funny stuff.

The cause for instability in the Middle East?

No boob pillows...

@quen: Heh, it's not so much about the post itself, but the unintelligent "hur hur hur jubblies" comments that inevitably follow from the 14-yr-old internets :P.

As for the balance board bit, I'm sure Nintendo being Nintendo they could fit in a couple inflatable bags under the bottom half of the board, and squeezing could be, like, a warm-up exercise. Nintendo are clever, they'd figure something out.

PS; Hur hur hur. :P

lol...

No one asked the really important question ... So .. how do they feel? =P

What makes it worse is that the character is blushing and smiling, too. It sends out the signal, "It's wrong, but I like it so much!" Oh Japan...