Thank god that the big-breasted models we're paying to wander around in hot pants at fan conventions to give mouth-breathers an outlet for their masturbatory fantasies are at least making a decent living out of it.
At GC06, official Lara Croft model Karima Adebibe was given a jewel-encrusted 360. featuring twenty different flavors of Swarovski crystals glued to the side of the box in vague resemblance of her own face. Valued at $11,000, Adebibe can use a spatula to scrape the gems off the side of the box to pay her rent and stave off a career in porn when she eventually is replaced by Eidos with a hot, buxom 16 year old.
Lara Croft's Blinged Xbox 360 [Aeropause]










