It's Friday afternoon and it's time for something we've been waiting for all week: The inaugural First Annual Kotaku Swag Off. Five of the most fit Kotaku writers are ready to compete in the ultimate free crap marathon.

Each team member will be given 30 minutes to scour the floor of free goods and their haul will be judged in three categories: Volume, Weight, and Quality. The winner gets... actually, we forgot to tell them that they'd actually win anything.

If you see our Swag Off runners on the floor, make way! And if you're manning a booth filled with swag, give early and give often.

They're on the floor now—good luck, Swagsters!

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