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				Earlier today, the makers of mobile gaming blockbuster <em>Tiny Tower</em> published <a href="http://kotaku.com/5879046/zynga-totally-rips-off-tiny-tower">the kind of open letter</a> loved by video gaming's instantly and constantly angry fuck-the-man constituency, not least because it can be disseminated by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/">imgur</a>. It alleged that Zynga, the popularly despised maker of Facebook McGames, stole <em>Tiny Tower</em>'s idea and was reaping a dishonest profit from it.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5879441/tiny-tower-rips-off-a-flash-gameand-simtower" title="Click here to read more about Tiny Tower Rips Off a Flash Game&mdash;and SimTower">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Owen Good]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Culmination is a Flash Game I Can Get Behind]]></title>
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				 <em>Culmination</em> is a smooth side-scrolling action game with an ambiance that is both eerie and calming. The controls feel solid (with only minor hiccups during combat) and I find myself zoning out while I play. Maybe I'm not a Flash game aficionado, but I am loving how polished this game feels.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5863147/culmination-is-a-flash-game-i-can-get-behind" title="Click here to read more about Culmination is a Flash Game I Can Get Behind">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Nov 2011 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Chris Carolan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[New Video Game Delivers the Immersive Realism of Waiting 5 Hours in Line at a Museum]]></title>
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				A year ago, the contemporary artist Marina Abramovic held a show at New York's Museum of Modern Art, at which patrons waited in line for a very, very long time just to meet her. The excitement of that encounter is now chronicled in a recently launched free-to-play online game.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5841304/new-video-game-delivers-the-immersive-realism-of-waiting-5-hours-in-line-at-a-museum" title="Click here to read more about New Video Game Delivers the Immersive Realism of Waiting 5 Hours in Line at a Museum">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 17 Sep 2011 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Owen Good]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[VVVVVV Creator Makes Super Meat Boy a Tad More Impossible]]></title>
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				<em>Super Meat Boy</em> is no joke. That's a hard game, and that's part of its appeal. Put it in the hands of the maker of another, harder game, and it collapses into a singularity of motherfucker-what-do-you want-me-to-do difficulty.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5821972/vvvvvv-creator-makes-super-meat-boy-a-tad-more-impossible" title="Click here to read more about VVVVVV Creator Makes Super Meat Boy a Tad More Impossible">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 17 Jul 2011 13:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Owen Good]]></dc:creator>
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				 Remember that free <em>Thor </em>game<a href="http://kotaku.com/5798809/the-thor-game-you-can-play-for-free-and-which-is-pretty-great"> that was pretty great</a>? Well, there's one for <em>Captain America</em>. It's also got old-school 2D platforming and some totally cute sprite art.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5820275/the-captain-america-game-you-can-play-for-free" title="Click here to read more about The Captain America Game You Can Play for Free">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 12 Jul 2011 03:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Ashcraft]]></dc:creator>
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				Last week, the <a href="http://kotaku.com/#!5797282/itunes-approval-of-flash-game-ripoff-raises-a-troubling-question-for-gamers">outright theft of a Flash game, republished for sale on the iTunes App Store with Apple's approval</a>, jarred the Flash development community. Though the app later was removed, anecdotal reports of similar ripoffs came trickling back.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5799158/itunes-flash-game-ripoffs-get-more-brazen-with-canabalt-clone" title="Click here to read more about iTunes Flash Game Ripoffs Get More Brazen with Canabalt Clone">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 May 2011 20:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The Masters Tournament, which graces Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12: The Masters (duh), begins with its opening round tomorrow at Augusta National. Hecklers and disturbances are either unanticipated or flat impossible thanks to the golf club's otherworldly security - in this flash game's case, a sniper ready to take out any troublemakers.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5789698/heres-an-unlicensed-game-featuring-tiger-woods-at-the-masters" title="Click here to read more about Here's an Unlicensed Game Featuring Tiger Woods at The Masters">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 06 Apr 2011 22:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				You'd have K.O.L.M., a Flash-based, Metroid-style adventure about piecing together a sad little platforming robot. And while K.O.L.M. may feel heavily inspired by some great games, its audio-visual style helps to set this game apart.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5724552/what-if-metroid-was-really-sad-and-had-a-dose-of-portal" title="Click here to read more about What If Metroid Was Really Sad? And Had Hints Of Portal?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Jan 2011 20:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 While Adult Swim's flash games aren't known for classy content, two have been singled out by animal rights group PETA for being especially animal friendly. Humans killing polar bears is bad, but polar bears killing humans wins awards.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5720472/peta-praises-adult-swim-flash-games-for-being-animal-friendly" title="Click here to read more about PETA Praises Adult Swim Flash Games For Being Animal Friendly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Dec 2010 13:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Fahey]]></dc:creator>
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				 Leaky World attempts to turn Wikileaks' founder Julian Assange's essay on conspiracy into a computer game.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5718999/an-interactive-interpretation-of-wikileaks-theory-of-conspiracy-by-governance" title="Click here to read more about An Interactive Interpretation of WikiLeaks' Theory of Conspiracy by Governance">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Dec 2010 15:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Crecente]]></dc:creator>
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				Why didn't anyone think of this sooner? Mega Man Christmas Carol replaces the robot masters with the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future, plus that poor old bastard Marley.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5718507/mega-man-christmas-carol-beats-the-dickens-out-of-holiday-boredom" title="Click here to read more about Mega Man Christmas Carol Beats The Dickens Out Of Holiday Boredom">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 26 Dec 2010 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: FqFblpzqego --><!-- /videoId: FqFblpzqego --> QWOP's staggering, shambling sprinters have entertained and infuriated us in a flash game for two years. How can we make this game even more frustratingly difficult? Why, let's use the iPhone's multitouch <em>and</em> accelerometer controls in concert!				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5717296/oh-great-qwop-just-got-4000-percent-more-impossible" title="Click here to read more about Oh, Great, QWOP Just Got 4000 Percent More Impossible">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Dec 2010 21:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: fXjQn4O5T7s --><!-- /videoId: fXjQn4O5T7s --> This nifty timewaster's been around since early October; someone just brought it to my attention, so now I'll bring it to yours. <a href="http://erkie.github.com/">By bookmarking this link</a>, you can play Asteroids on any page. Watch me shoot up Crecente's bio!				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5714995/shoot-up-any-web-page-asteroids-style" title="Click here to read more about Shoot Up Any Web Page, Asteroids Style">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 19 Dec 2010 13:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: ZGwMqUB2Ceg --><!-- /videoId: ZGwMqUB2Ceg --> Well, that's one way to get rid of the Hammer Brothers. If blasting away at everyone with Lance's spread-fire wasn't enough overwhelming firepower, SOPHIA the 3rd from Blaster Master will arrive in late November.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5692708/blaster-master-rolls-into-super-mario-bros-crossovers-next-update" title="Click here to read more about Blaster Master Rolls Into Super Mario Bros. Crossover's Next Update">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Remember paper football? I never learned how to properly fold up the notebook paper into a triangle. My older brother did. We played it on a coffee table given to my great-grandfather by an admiral in the Korean navy.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5658510/play-paper-football-on-your-desktop" title="Click here to read more about Play Paper Football On Your Desktop">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Oct 2010 18:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 PETA2 teaches children about the plight of circus-bound elephants with a pair of new flash games, giving the world's largest land mammals a chance to strike back against the clowns, trainers, and circus CEOs that are keeping them down.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5639797/new-peta-games-give-power-to-the-pachyderms" title="Click here to read more about New PETA Games Give Power To The Pachyderms">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Sep 2010 11:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A right-wing Austrian political party's published a flash game in which the countryside is overrun with minarets and mosques and players must stop their construction. Because nationalism and xenophobia's so much more fun when it's in the German language!				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5628025/austrian-anti+muslim-game-stokes-outrage" title="Click here to read more about Austrian Anti-Muslim Game Stokes Outrage">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Sep 2010 23:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Oh, you thought we <a href="http://kotaku.com/5578617/vuvuzela-hero-in-action-in-our-nightmares">were done with vuvuzelas</a>? Hell no, now you can <em>play</em> the bitches in the inevitable "Vuvu Hero" flash game spoof.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5607100/do-you-hate-yourself-play-vuvu-hero" title="Click here to read more about Do You Hate Yourself? Play &quot;Vuvu Hero&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 07 Aug 2010 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Sort of a cross between Adventure and Berzerk is "Halo 2600" by Ed Fries, a clever little timewaster that riffs on the tropes of Atari 2600 game design, especially the snicker-inducing bleep-bloop Halo Theme in the intro.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5601804/its-all-headshots-in-halo-2600" title="Click here to read more about It's All Headshots In Halo 2600">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 01 Aug 2010 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				What the hell is <a href="http://transformice.com/en/index.html">Transformice</a> and why can't I stop playing it? Well, it's a multiplayer Flash-based game, in which you control a mouse and try to get cheese faster than any other mouse. And it's total, hilarious chaos.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5568990/why-cant-we-stop-playing-transformice" title="Click here to read more about Transformice Is Pure Mayhem, Everyone Should Play It">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Jun 2010 22:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael McWhertor]]></dc:creator>
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				 If you enjoy Peggle, felines, and raw fish rolled in rice, the you'll love Sushi Cat, a game about getting a cat fat enough to activate an automatic door.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5490119/you-are-a-cat-eating-sushi-playing-peggle" title="Click here to read more about You Are A Cat Eating Sushi Playing Peggle">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Fahey]]></dc:creator>
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				The gentleman who created this Flash adaptation of last week's civilian divebomb attack on an IRS building says he enjoys "making stupid games in 24 hours or less." Mission accomplished.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5477733/irs-plane-crash-flash-game-is-quick-and-tasteless" title="Click here to read more about IRS Plane Crash Flash Game is Quick and Tasteless">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Feb 2010 22:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 This week is National Teen Dating Violence Awareness and Prevention week, it's also the kick off for the third annual Life. Love. Game Design Challenge.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5463334/2010-life-love-game-design-challenge-offers-25k-prize" title="Click here to read more about 2010 Life Love Game Design Challenge Offers $2.5K Prize">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				How many times can the classic paddle game Pong be reinvented? The answer is now "one more" with the release of <a href="http://bitbattalion.com/games/gnop/">gnop</a>, in which you control the ball, not the paddles, each screen a unique, sometimes difficult challenge. [<a href="http://bitbattalion.com/games/gnop/">gnop</a>]				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5458499/gnop-lets-you-be-the-ball" title="Click here to read more about gnop Let's You Be. The. Ball.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Stylish indie platformer Canabalt, which we loved as a <a href="http://kotaku.com/5350485/canabalt-the-best-one-button-game-youll-play-today">Flash game</a> and as an <a href="http://kotaku.com/5419098/canabalt-micro+review-up-on-the-rooftop-tap-tap-tap">iPhone app</a>, is now lovable in another form&mdash;a mini-soundtrack.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5457526/canabalt-gets-mini+soundtracked-ringtoned" title="Click here to read more about Canabalt Gets Mini-Soundtracked, Ringtoned">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Mrs. Claus has been abducted, and Santa's out to deck the walls with gingerbread men and nutcracker guts. It's a Christmas mashup of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kungfu" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kungfu" href="http://kotaku.com/tag/kungfu/">Kung Fu</a> for the NES and it's (wait for it) ho-ho-holarious.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5433192/holiday-timewaster-santa-fu" title="Click here to read more about Holiday Timewaster: Santa Fu">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Dutch game designer Kenney Vleugels realizes how prosaic life can be sometimes. Not that a flash game about watching a DVD turns that into an epic happening. But it is more interactive than reading someone tweet about it.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5430819/the-non+adventure-adventure-game" title="Click here to read more about The Non-Adventure Adventure Game">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Owen Good]]></dc:creator>
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				The great thing about working weekends is I can blast gas with impunity in the Kotaku Tower elevator, and then on Monday when the car smells like Donkey Kong's taint, Fahey gets blamed for it once Crecente comes in.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5404723/weekend-timewaster-elevator-fart-the-game" title="Click here to read more about Weekend Timewaster: Elevator Fart, the Game">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Been a while since we've done these. Here's GrowBox, courtesy of King.com. The object is to pick up all of the gold orbs, but consuming them makes your box grow, so the board must be navigated in a specific order.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5374029/weekend-timewaster-growbox" title="Click here to read more about Weekend Timewaster: GrowBox">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 04 Oct 2009 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Just like the Army, the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged U.S. AIR FORCE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged U.S. AIR FORCE" href="http://kotaku.com/tag/u%27s%27-air-force/">U.S. Air Force</a> uses games to help potential recruits connect with their organization. Just not quite as well.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5288570/the-air-force-has-video-games-too" title="Click here to read more about The Air Force Has Video Games Too">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Fahey]]></dc:creator>
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				 Is it possible to educate about teen dating violence through a violence-free video game?				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5272102/2009-life-love-game-design-challenge-winners-unveiled" title="Click here to read more about 2009 Life. Love. Game Design Challenge Winners Unveiled">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 May 2009 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Crecente]]></dc:creator>
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				Some wit cooked up a HD-version of Tetris - I can't even begin to count the grid here - which makes dying or clearing lines an agonizingly long process.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5170009/saturday-timewaster-and-we-really-mean-it" title="Click here to read more about Saturday Timewaster: And We Really Mean It">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Owen Good]]></dc:creator>
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				There's just no quit in the zombie genre. Here's a flash game whose object is to corral a horde of infected, lest one wander off the screen and kill a human.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5162377/sunday-timewaster-zombie-herder" title="Click here to read more about Sunday Timewaster: Zombie Herder">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 01 Mar 2009 17:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Owen Good]]></dc:creator>
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				Unlockables give this jump-physics Flash game some pretty strong replay value. I spent at least 30 minutes tricking out my cart and practicing midair handstands.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5158225/sunday-timewaster-shopping-cart-hero" title="Click here to read more about Sunday Timewaster: Shopping Cart Hero">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 22 Feb 2009 13:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Owen Good]]></dc:creator>
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				 Danc of Lost Garden is back with another prototyping challenge; game designer I am <i>not</i>, but I love these things &mdash; especially seeing what people come up with.  On the plate this cycle?  A fishing game that Danc describes as "Frogger using a polar coordinate system, a frog that insists on drifting to the left and only the ability to move forward":				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5074131/prototyping-challenge-fishing-girl" title="Click here to read more about Prototyping Challenge: Fishing Girl">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 02 Nov 2008 13:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maggie Greene]]></dc:creator>
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				Edmund McMillen (of <a href="http://kotaku.com/5046318/saturday-timewaster-aether"><i>Aether</i></a>, <i>Gish</i>, and <a href="http://kotaku.com/5052721/on-gynophobia-and-misogyny-in-games-and-gaming"><i>the game that shall not be named</i></a>) is back with <i>Meat Boy</i>, a challenging little game that involves the titular blob of meat trying to rescue Bandaid Girl in a variety of levels.  It took me a while to actually look at the game, since the designer woke me up a few nights in a row via IM asking me to take a look at it &mdash; I hold a grudge when it comes to my sleep being interrupted &mdash; but I've spent some time with it and it's worth a looksee if you're in the mood for a challenge on a Sunday afternoon.  Controls are simple, the game is difficult, but you can skip two levels per group &mdash; so if you really get stuck, don't despair.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5065674/sunday-timewaster-meat-boy" title="Click here to read more about Sunday Timewaster: Meat Boy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 19 Oct 2008 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maggie Greene]]></dc:creator>
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				Here's Karoshi Suicide Salaryman, a frighteningly addictive puzzler in which the object is to kill yourself. Of course, only that part of the game's concept is backward, the actual means to kill yourself are obscured or protected from you, as you are <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VPyi4ivO2c">a danger to yourself and others </a>(and you have access to firearms). I made it to level 7 (it counts down from 49) in about 20 minutes. For a flash game, that's a pretty good gameplay experience. The game remembers your progress if you want to come back to it later, so don't delete your cookies. I really dig the soundtrack, but there's no explanation of why you're so desperate to end your own life. My guess is the global financial meltdown armageddon panic has something to do with it.

<a href="http://armorgames.com/play/2407/karoshi-suicide-salaryman">Karoshi Suicide Salaryman</a> [Armor Games]				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5065437/suicide-is-painless-even-fun" title="Click here to read more about Suicide is Painless, Even Fun">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Insidious Tuna sent this along. I swear I've seen it somewhere before, but apparently not on Kotaku. This game has a very simple premise and a very difficult opponent - your own patience. My only advice to you is that, after you click to start the level, any movement of your mouse, click, or key strike fires the gun. This game should be used at business leadership conferences, because it would definitely show who was the hypercompetitive, win-everything-at-all-costs guy in the crowd. I got to level 7 before I just had to fool with it and kill the puppy. But I'm thinking I could beat this game if I had a good book to read in the meantime.

Sorry about the lame screengrab. I couldn't get actual gameplay, for reasons that will become obvious.

<a href="http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/dont-shoot-the-puppy/">Don't Shoot the Puppy</a> [rrrrthats5rs.com]				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5062383/sunday-timewaster-and-we-really-mean-it" title="Click here to read more about Sunday Timewaster: And We Really Mean It">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Reader Alex B. sent in this — Fantastic Contraption — a physics flash game where you string together wheels and joints in order to carry an object toward a goal on the screen. It's nice nonviolent trial-and-error fun, indulging both the competitive urge to be as efficient as possible, and the creative impulse to be as outlandish as you can get away with.				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5062180/saturday-timewaster-fantastic-contraption" title="Click here to read more about Saturday Timewaster: Fantastic Contraption">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				  This wonderfully adorable (and kind of weird) game is pretty straight forward &mdash; guide the marshmallow around a variety of objects just <i>waiting</i> to take a bite out of your head and send you hurtling towards the ground so you can land with a 'splat.'  It's cute.  It's not terribly taxing.  The soundtrack is ... well, something (soothing?  Weird?  Vaguely <i>Katamari</i>-esque?  All of the above?), but the game is really cute and a nice way to waste a couple of minutes or more ....				<a href="http://kotaku.com/5055952/sunday-timewaster-marshmallow" title="Click here to read more about Sunday Timewaster: Marshmallow">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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