Finally, An Objective Game Review Site

Tired of opinions in your game reviews? Hanging out for something that's truly objective that'll just give you the facts while you make your purchasing decision/forum debate? Objective Game Reviews is the site for you.

No longer do you need to suffer through one reviewer's personal experiences, or their attempts to critique a game as though it were some kind of *gasp* artform.

At Objective Game Reviews - it's a joke site, guys - you're getting the facts and a score, just like you've always wanted. Enjoy!

(I've seen some people say this site is a critique of reviews. Maaayybe, but I think the name gives away that it's really about those who think a review can somehow be objective at all.)

Objective Game Reviews [Site]