<![CDATA[Kotaku: Fat]]> http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/kotaku.com.png <![CDATA[Kotaku: Fat]]> http://kotaku.com/tag/fat http://kotaku.com/tag/fat <![CDATA[Mario, This is Why You're Fat]]> We know why Mario has a mustache. We know why his uniform is blue and red. These were the most distinctive features Nintendo could render on the character sprite due to the limitations of the Z80 processor, the venerable workhorse of the arcade. And it's the same reason Mario's proportions are a little on the chubby side, too. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5801417&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[That PS3 Is Fatter Than ColecoVision]]>
If the Xbox 360 is the Dreamcast, then the PS3 is the ColecoVision and I'm a pilgrim. Sister site Gizmodo sized up the PLAYSTATION 3 and the ColecoVision. Bit of info about that retro console: Released in 1982, the console cost a cool US $600 and was actually a computer. The console failed horribly and drove the company to bankruptcy and alcoholism. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=209906&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Wii Diet]]> Nintendo recently took a good hard look at its American constituency and was overcome by gibbering revulsion for our prodigious, cornfed bulk. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=194417&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Game Cakes, O Boy]]>
Since my constant craving for cupcakes is surpassed only by my actual ingestion of cake and cake products, I give you photos of game-flavored cakes. Because you must also suffer for want of cake. It is fair and just. Thanks for the tip, Rick. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=192274&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA["Childhood Obesity" the New Powerup]]> On an extremely slow news day, I give you this bouncing little McDonald's commercial featuring Mario and Mario toys. I bet you can find as many "acrobatic little goombas" on eBay as you could possibly want. Thanks, Siliconera. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=192174&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Newer, Creepier, Fatter Rule of Rose Renders!]]>
I've been eagerly devouring everything related to Atlus' upcoming lolita-creepout, Rule of Rose, and while I wish i could deliver unto ye your own Kotaku-flavored gallery, that didn't work so well earlier today. More »
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