Dammit, CinemaSins, you're too late. You could have saved us all from 300: Rise of an Empire, but you neglected your duty, and now we drown in madness.

"Hell yeah, they're making a sequel to 300!" The laws of probability state that somewhere out there in this vast world that phrase was uttered. I really enjoyed the first movie, in a completely shallow sort of way, but even in my admiration I saw the flaws that CinemaSins is pointing out here. Maybe they'll be quicker on the analysis next time, before another pseudo-historical tale is told in golden-brown slow motion.