On the one hand, this is a trailer for the CG movie based off of a computer game about hitting elves with bowling balls. On the other hand this Elf Bowling the Movie does raise an interesting theory about the origins of Santa Clause that I cannot help but find intriguing. Santa as a disenfranchised pirate who hones his skills until he can strike joy into the hearts of children around the world leaving nary a scrap of evidence he was ever there at all? Is Santa a joy ninja? A Pirinja? When is Bejeweled the Movie coming out?