<![CDATA[Kotaku: Duh]]> http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/kotaku.com.png <![CDATA[Kotaku: Duh]]> http://kotaku.com/tag/duh http://kotaku.com/tag/duh <![CDATA[Robbing A Convenience Store With A PlayStation Controller Is Doing It Wrong]]> A St. Petersburg, Florida man tried—and failed miserably—to rob a convenience store by subjecting the clerk to the business end of a PlayStation controller, reports Bay 9 News. His mistake? More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5793782&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Are These Cat Lips On DC Universe's Comic-Con Poster?]]> Match the lips to the character in this teaser image from the San Diego Comic-Con exclusive poster for DC Universe Online. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5311820&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Video Games Aren't Real Life, Even For NASCAR Drivers]]> Most of us out there who have played a racing game for any period time have fantasized about being in the game while we're driving real cars, but the important thing is that we don't act on such fantasies. Tell that to NASCAR driver Carl Edwards, who attempted to defeat rival and two-time Sprint Cup champion Jimmie Johnson by...purposefully bouncing his car off a concrete wall.
"I planned on hitting the wall, but I didn't plan on the wall slowing me down that much," Edwards said. "In video games, you can just run into the wall and run it wide open. That's what I did, but it didn't quite work out the same as the video game."
*rubs temples* Oh my head. How are we supposed to keep our children from setting people on fire when their role-models decide that driving at top speeds on a crowded raceway is a good time to see how accurate the physics in GRID are? Johnson wins, Edwards hits wall on purpose [HamptonRoads.com] More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5056328&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops Sequel? Duh!]]> You really needn't be sitting down for this news. Instead, just go on about your daily life and expect that Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops sequel for the PSP, just like you probably were before you read this post. More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=225550&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[PS2 Prison Porn a No-No]]> Prisoners at Wakefield Prison have been doing more than getting their game on with the PlayStation 2. Seems that they've been using it to watch dirty movies. Prison Governor Dave Thompson told The Yorkshire Evening Post: More »
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