I have just started playing Trauma Center and — unlike Phoenix Wright, a game often mentioned in the same breath yet which I absolutely loathe — I really, really like it. But man, is Trauma Center brutally hard or what? I don't think I've ever once managed to make an incision without getting a "Bad" rating, though I'm more than willing to admit that a lifetime of debilitating inebriation has left me with the permanent D.T.s.

Anyway, if I can't even control Trauma Center with one hand, this wizard-like exhibition of ambidexterity is well beyond my grasp. Jaw, meet crotch. Florian Eckhardt