Do you like playing with excrement? If so, you probably cracked a big, brown-toothed grin when you heard that hot British toy property 'The Turds' was coming soon to a crappy flash game near you. And now Funsta has pinched the first one out.

It's called Donkey Pong & The Adventures of Rimdiana Jones. That's apparently some British scatological pun, but we don't get it. Obviously, it's just a Donkey Kong rip-off and not a particularly good one at that, but after you beat the first level, at least you get to enjoy delicious shit-smeared witticisms like, '"Mmm, chilled moneky turds! My favorite!"

Even more exciting, you can expect other execrable knock-offs of gaming's most loved classics. July 4th brings Poobert, followed by Dungbeetle Rally, Turd Hereos: Men in Cack and, of course, Bogger. FLORIAN ECKHARDT

Donkey Pong & The Adventures of Rimdiana Jones [Funsta]
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