Some eBay preorder auctions you can give the benefit of the doubt. Maybe someone saved up for a new console and then discovered they needed to get their car repaired or something. Not this auction. This guy is obviously a professional asshole.

That's not one, not two, but three people's holidays ruined by eBay user PlanetVideo, who will gladly sell you $1000 worth of product at a 600% profit. What's even better is the auction only starts at $5999. The sky's the limit!

This had better not sell. My faith in humanity would be severely compromised. As for PlanetVideo, I hope you make enough cash off others' hopes and dreams to fill the hole your soul once occupied. Michael Fahey

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