Dep Sport Endurance Hair Gel? Check. Matching H&M outfits? Check. Ripped out page of a magazine featuring the scent of Drakkar Noir on it? Check. Now all you need is to practice that look into the distant middle future and BLAM, you are a competitive gamer! Yay for you.

Now that Directv is going to be broadcasting the Championship Gaming Series, all the gamer teams are coming out looking like "boy-bands", as Alice on Wonderland puts it, and she couldn't be any more right. Don't get me wrong, I like that males as a species are getting more into clothes, but why on earth are they posing like Paris and Nicole in these pictures?! Soon, they'll all be like Carrot Top, pumping iron and wearing make-up (seriously, he wears make up. Outside, in real life. I have eyewitnesses).

Boys, boys, boys. Throw away your Axe deodorant spray and pull that collar of your pink, Lacoste polo shirt down. You play video games. You don't date Pete Doherty and spend more hours in the day making sure your private parts are covered than you do breathing. Leave that to the professionals. Kim Phu

Gaming with Attitude [Wonderland Blog]