Sweet Baby Jesus. I'm keeping this originals intro ridiculously short because the originals list is ridiculously long. Forty-one pieces of original reporting, mostly because we were at Midway Gamer's Day and Namco Bandai Editor's Day. The proverbial one legged man in an asskicking contest is the Maytag Man next to us. Because when we kick ass, we use both legs and both arms, and a headbutt or too. Scan the list for what you might have missed since we last did this.

Iron Man Weekend Party Fun Time!
Midway Gamer's Day '08: Wheelman
Midway Gamer's Day 08: NBA Ballers: Chosen One
Midway Gamer's Day '08: This Is Vegas
Midway Gamer's Day '08: TNA Impact
Midway Gamer's Day '08: Unreal Tournament III Coming to Xbox 360
Talking To The Iron Man Demo
NES Controller Car Engine Mod
Midway Gamer's Day: Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe First Characters Announced
EA: Clock's Ticking For Take-Two Deal
Rock Band's First Album Announced, Our Harmonix Q&A
MK v DC Has Little Blood, NO FATALITIES?
Sony Responds To March NPD Sales, Seems Pleased
Nintendo Responds To March NPD Sales, Seems Pleased
InstantAction.com's Rokkitball Trailer
Take-Two's Zelnick Goes All-Out In Annual Meeting
Nintendo Takes March, 360 & PS3 Neck-And-Neck
Smash Bros. Dojos Past The Competition To Take #1 Spot In March
GTA: Remembrances of Cars Jacked
Shareholder Sues Take-Two Over EA Bid
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: And the Rest...
Konami ID Dojo: "System Is Very Busy Now"
InstantAction.com Readies Rokkitball
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: Tales of Vesperia and Tales of Symphonia
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: Down The Slope With We Ski
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: Pom Poms On With We Cheer
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: More Soul Calibur IV
Medic! Hands On With The New TF2 Map Plus New Medic Achievements And Weapons Revealed
EA Versus Take-Two: How The Takeover Works
Amazing Core Gamer Stuff Pooh-Poohed By Focus Groups
Metal Gear Online Is Ready For Download, Not Play
Jumpgate Evolution: The First Fifteen
Boom Blox, Steven Spielberg's Shoulder Murder Simulator Impressions
Hands On With LostWinds, The WiiWare Game You Should Be Excited About
Shakin' It With Samba de Amigo For Wii
Going Online With Mario Kart Wii (And Hands On With That Wheel Thing)
PSN Store Makeover Is Live, Broken
Ikaruga Review: No Refuge For Wimps
Oh, That MGS4 Headset Is Real
Devil May Cry... Darts?
How Are You Preparing for GTA IV's Arrival?