I think you can file this one under, "Because we can". Seattlites who can reach Safeco Field in an orderly, single-filed manner can get their own piece of Nintendo/slash/Seattle Mariners' goodness for only $158. A great idea, but you would think they could do something more over the top than just spank a logo on a DS Lite and call it a day. Where's the team line-up? Where are the team colors? More importantly, where's the free bubble gum? Kim Phu

Limited Edition Seattle Mariners DS Lite [The Tanooki]