A Very NSFW Xbox One ChristmasS

Reader Andy thought he was performing a pretty typical search on his Xbox One. It's the holiday season, so he wanted to search for some Christmas music. He did not get what he was expecting.

I'm picturing a very happy family, all gathered around the tree, some Bing Crosby playing softly in the background. Father says merrily "Xbox, search Christmas music".

The results appear. A glass of eggnog crashes to the floor. A small child weeps.

A Very NSFW Xbox One ChristmasS