Oh, PSP, have you no shame? Are things really so bad in Japan that you're forced to take a fourth job? I thought you were selling fairly well in the East, but Kotaku reader Dennis just sent us the following concerned e-mail:

Today I just happened to be in the Tokyu Hands in Shibuya and I came across this. Apparently hackers and pirates are not the only ones finding innovative uses for the PSP. This one has been pressed into service as make shift ad kiosk. It is quite common in Japan for one to find monitors attached to store shelves running a continuous loop of an ad video for some new product (ostensibly on the shelf the monitor is attached to). Such is life for this PSP...hawking what appeared to be insoles of dubious holistic value.

Is this how you're planning on appealing to the office lady demographic, PSP? Isn't Loco Roco supposed to be your game for girls? Keep your chin up, little guy.

Thanks, Dennis! Michael McWhertor