Best part is that I stole him from a friend's town.

Me: One of your citizens moved into my town!

Her: WHO?????

Me: Kid cat! He's awesome!

Her: NO THAT WAS MY FAVORITE GUY. I FEEL BETRAYED. He's an excellent workout motivator :(

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Me: Hahaha awww I'm sorry. Maybe my dumb rhino will visit you. Or whatever he is.

Her: Why do you have so many rhinos?

Me: I DON'T KNOW TAKE THEM FROM ME

Her: Hahahaha