That last contest? That was hard, and it pissed off readers who couldn't count. This next one, it's a slice of cake. What's at stake? A copy of F.E.A.R. for the PLAYSTATION 3. Online supports up to 16 players, and the PS3 version has been outfitted with a new level and weapon. This is a short contest, and I like I said, an easy one. Since the game's title is an acronym for "First Encounter Assault Recon," what we want cha to do is create a sentence using "F," "E," "A," and "R." For example:

Find elephants and run.

But, you can't use that one. It's mine! Send your sentences to kotakucontest@gmail.com by next Monday, April 16th, at midnight. Put "FEAR Contest" in the subject line and be sure to read our groovy Contest Rules. The mean bastards that write for Kotaku will vote and subjectively select the most interesting one. People who steal lyrics from Ian Brown's song "F.E.A.R." will get respect points and immediate disqualification. Good luck! Brian Ashcraft

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