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"I am sick and tired of these muthaf*in swings on this muthaf*in train!"

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"Skittles infused OO? [lifehacker.com]"

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"Can we change the tag on this from "Dealzmodo?" to "Stealzmodo"?"

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"@Smeagol92055: I think there needs to be a new internet rule: no matter what product you can think of, someone has merged it with bacon. [www.browniepointsblog.com] Mmmm...."

zimzombie commented on How To Do Valentine's Day On The Cheap

"Three words: Two Buck Chuck."

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"Oh boy, I sure am glad I'm a recent college grad looking for full-time employment!"

zimzombie commented on The Word 'Free' Makes People Lose Their Minds

"@Saboth: They're probably making up most of their costs with additional purchases (i.e."

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"High Fructose Corn Syrup syrup; it's twice as syrupy."

zimzombie commented on Consumerist's Super Bowl Ad Liveblog

"My favorite part about the e*trade babies is that immediately after their shtick it says "Must be 18 or older to open an E*Trade account.""

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"@Kamidari: Someplace is hiring right now?"