tk. commented on Rare: Just Hang On, Banjo 3's No Racer!, at 9:21 AM on May 12 "...hemorrhaging early and messily all over the internet's white shoes..." And the award for most unpleasant imagery of the morning goes to... more »

tk. commented on GTA IV And The Breakdancing Tugboat, at 8:34 AM on May 12 I once took a cab to downtown Algonquin and did the "hurry up" option. more »

tk. commented on Whose Crotch Weapon is the Biggest, Hardest, and Strongest?, at 1:47 AM on May 11 Honorable mention for Xenia Onatopp? [www.mi6.co.uk] more » [io9]

tk. commented on Niko Bellic Going to San Andreas?, at 12:05 PM on May 9 I did see a billboard advertising flights to Los Santos the other day in IV... more »

tk. commented on 7 Reasons Why There Will Be A Redesigned DS, at 10:06 AM on May 9 Reason #eleventy-one: cracked hinges! more »

tk. commented on A 70-year-old's Take on GTA IV, at 12:48 PM on May 7 My own parents were by last weekend and I showed them GTAIV real briefly. more »

tk. commented on Get Your 360 Fixed - Quickly - In Four Easy Steps, at 11:15 PM on May 5 @Onizuka-GTO: At the rate my Wii sees use, it's going to last longer than my last Walkman! Actually, unfortunately, no one makes electronics that really last anymore. more »

tk. commented on Get Your 360 Fixed - Quickly - In Four Easy Steps, at 10:37 PM on May 5 Better late than never. more »

tk. commented on Iron Man Game Rentals Beat Out GTA IV (Sorta), at 3:15 PM on May 5 The Iron Man demo was pretty nifty, though, especially after seeing the completely awesome movie. more »

tk. commented on The Cutest Science Fiction Sidekicks, And Why They Fail, at 7:28 PM on May 3 Aw man, I really miss The Tick. That aside, you can't diss on Newt. more » [io9]

tk. commented on Another List: Top Blue Ball Moments in Gaming, at 7:22 PM on May 3 @clintonskneecap: Speaking of Rare games, Viva Piñata sure delivers the goods. more »

tk. commented on How Many Hours Do You Game Each Day?, at 5:20 PM on May 3 2-ish. more »

tk. commented on What Are You Playing This Weekend?, at 3:51 PM on May 2 GTAIV if my wife's not around. more »

tk. commented on Rockstar Support Suggests 12-Step Fix For GTA IV Lock Ups, at 9:18 AM on May 2 So where's the official Kotaku poll on this so we can see just how "all over the internet" this issue is? more »

tk. commented on Microsoft Expects Big Xbox Live Surge From GTA IV, at 3:54 PM on May 1 And if it does get you hooked, will you come join some TF2 games? more »

tk. commented on MADD Demands AO Rating for GTA IV, at 9:17 AM on May 1 Roman's a bad influence. more »

tk. commented on Capcom Fuck Clover's Sad Panda Corpse [Updated], at 9:09 AM on May 1 So does this mean we shouldn't buy it so as to not support Capcom, or that we should buy it to honor those hardworking people whose names have been lost to the sands of time? Assuming I want to play something other than Ice Climbers on my Wii someday. more »

tk. commented on The Wii Has Many, Many Crummy Games, at 9:04 AM on May 1 @Ska-Chan: The DS certainly redeemed itself, but I'd be curious to see how it and the PSP would fare on the chart up there. more »