mashuren commented on Mass Firings At 1UP After Sale

"There is no God"

mashuren commented on 1UP Sold To Hearst Corporation, EGM To Close [Update]

"Fuck."

mashuren commented on What's The Most You've Paid For A Game?

"$1020 for Portal. That is, I spent roughly a grand on a new awesome gaming computer, then got to finish Portal before it died on me."

mashuren commented on Katy Perry's Simlish "Hot & Cold" Music Vid

"You know what's like this, only good? This: "

mashuren commented on Foreign People Can Maid Cafe, Too

"@UmeShoryu: I asked a Japanese friend of mine about it, this is what he said: "Those have designated the hand gesture as to resemble to that of the cat."

mashuren commented on South Park kills 10 YouTube memes for good

"Tron Guy was never a "YouTube meme"."

mashuren commented on Crisis Core Review: Zack Fair In Love And War

"Yay for the handful of PSP owners out there, I guess."

mashuren commented on Did Konami Inspire Gibson's Patent Suit?

"@Tiger-Fever: How, exactly, does the addition of two fret buttons constitute an "easier control scheme"?"

mashuren commented on Vigilante 8 Officially Returns Via Xbox Live Arcade

"Man, I can't believe they made eight of these."

mashuren commented on Paul Fetch Is The New Andy Kaufman. Unless He's Just Really Really Unfunny.

"He is drinking from the toilet."