I'm glad to know mr. n'gai didn't think that a buncha black guys backstabbing, weed smoking, killing, and otherwise being miscreants in san andreas was racism.

now... I'd really love to hear his thoughts on how the 50cent games are redeeming to society - because I'm sure in my ignorant gaming brain I was unable to see this before.

ESA National Head of State Government Affairs I'd Like To Fuck

a: her to fly 50 feet in the air - I want her body parts to fly 50 feet in every direction. The fact the body just sort of ragdolls and flies off sucks.

b: the other charges to blow at the same time giving me a chance to create a mega bomb... not a bunch of tiny little bombs.

Whats the point of a trailer park full of AI going about their business if even satchel charges just sort of make them fly away. For all I know she'll land a few blocks away and just keep on jogging.

First game to give me a truck full of empty boxes (with fast food logos on them) which I can then place decaptitated heads into and deliver to unsuspecting people wins the decade.

Camera lenses are sensitive to light due to the exposure. Thats like saying a rainbow cast by a prism is a ghost, just because its only there 'sometimes'.

Like most of the rest of the guys on here I'm a very skeptical person who needs to see it to believe it. But I also figure that if I'm not looking, I'll never get the chance to see anything.

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Kojima > You

Besides, at 17 your parents have been buying them all anyways unless your friggin Doogie Howser.

In 2003 my house burned down. Game system dating back to the magnovox odyssey were ruined. Well over 15,000 in gaming related stuff had fire damage. I lovingly cleaned it all out by hand, replaced the lasers on the optical drive based systems, and used insurance to replace what I couldnt repair.

1 Year later someone broke into one of my game rooms (I have 3) and made off with $2300 worth of stuff. He was never caught, but the joke is on him - he forgot to steal the game system power supplies and controllers. Again, insurance saved the day.

Last year someone spilled milk on my psp. I didn't bother asking my insurance people about that one. I dont think retarded negligence is listed. I also didn't post on the forums though telling everyone about m tragedy.

Neither did I do that when my house burned down. Instead I ran my animals to the vet/buried the ones that died, found a hotel to stay in for 5 months while the home was rebuilt, dealt with the insurance people, dug through the remains of the burned down house to find any pictures or other memorable things from my deceased father, and life went on.

That said, everybody jump on board. Lets hear about every bodies tragedies! Maybe one of the jackfucks that sit here telling people like me not to read this guys post since I'm 'negative' will donate ps2's and ds's to all of us!

I don't understand the point of moving it up everyday - its just a damned xbox live arcade game with vibrating controllers.... whoop-de-damn-doo. Move on with life please.

'Common Sense' is that gamers aren't going to sit around their camps blowing each others heads off over an achievement.

Common sense is at least giving gamers the achievement to deal with and letting them decide on how to handle it, not censoring it for them

It seems the kotaku community now knows witzbolds achilles heel - it is TKing. Lol, everyone who receives the end of your banhammer will be looking to join your teams from now on...lol.

And again, you make it sound like a giant team massacre.

I'm tempted to buy this game now simply to sit at my base and kill every guy on my team as many times as I possibly can just to undo all the bitching and moaning the "self policing gamers" have achieved.

you seem to forget THEY CHOSE TO DRESS/ACT/RESPOND/LIVE that way.

So quit acting like a rampaging evangelical trying to save these womens form the horrors of the male gaming society when in reality it is a very lucrative lifestyle they actively chose to lead.

And don't blame the media fro covering it, because if they weren't covering you'd have someone bitching that all the sexy video game loving women out there aren't represented by media fairly...

Your damned if you do, damned if you don't.

And to the guy who is embarrased to even admit he plays games because they are "so sophmoric" etc etc. Your just straight up gay.

Guess what - there is an achievement for failing a song on easy in GH2. Guess what else - I never went for it.

I also think hams argument was much more level headed and in general stands more solid, while Witz is just lashing out with tons of expletives off-the-hip commentary that suggests gamers are too stupid to decide whether or not an achievement is worth going for. And I also totally agree that it is ridiculous when anyone, including you, can get so worked up over a friggin achievement. If you don't like it, don't play it.

Also - Witz makes it sound like the achievement devolves into everyone camping at their own base killing everyone who spawns. Its ONE friggin kill, not a jim jones cult style massacre back at the camp. I hate to be the bearer of logic, but a: team kills happen sometimes anyways (accident or not), and B: it doesn't ruin the game - it is simply a minor inconvenience.

Similar to Ham, I don't necessarily think it was a brilliant idea, but outright calling the developers a "bunch of tits" simply because some guy in a backroom came up with what he thought was a creative achievement is simply ignorant.

I have a feeling most of the people who got so angry about this aren't even going to playing the game. It was just another god damned soapbox for a buncha overzealous gamers to jump on and somehow feel as though they just made the world a better place.... **rolls eyes**

This isnt a prototype at all, i think its a sega 6 button third party that was gutted, taped, and painted!

Anyways, next you might as well go on about how women should be equals in sports as well, since they are Olympic athletes and all. Forget the fact that your average football game is jam packed with cheerleaders, bikini beer commercials, and sexual innuendos.

Your friggin blind.

Making up retarded stories about them charging part now and part later just makes ya look like a douche.

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Its not friggin practical at all!

Old electrical wires cause signal interference.

Also, in my house there are three main lines that feed the different sections of the house, this is fairly common. This is why when a breaker blows in your house the whole place doesnt shut down, only a portion.

This means that if your devices are on two different sections, the signal has to travel back to the breaker box, and then out to your next device. Not only does all that distance screw up the signal, it also messes it up passing through the box.

The on box specs are if you have two plugs directly fed to eachother (like, the next outlet down in the same room), with brand new lines.

Which, in that case, your better off with a cat5.
total friggin rip.

thinking back, tommy was pretty annoying too, but his co-host made him seem much more bearable.

GET THE BROOMS, IT'S SHENANIGANS!!!