bgordon commented on Diablo 3 at E3?

"That looks suspiciously like Mike's cat Rand."

bgordon commented on New Zoids Assault Screens And Childhood Memories

"Well, Mike, here we go again. First you get your "lazy" from me and now your dubious gift for "procrastination." Once again, I find myself in the position of defending myself.I'm beginning to see a pattern here. Let's talk about the positives: You got your good looks from me, as well as your amazing intellect."

bgordon commented on The Games My Mother Played

"Michael, When you came in yesterday and said, "Mom, you'd better go to Kotaku", I was ready to get out my dueling swords, grab your baby book and raise hell! But when I read your words I was so surprised and moved..."

bgordon commented on Kung Fu Panda Demo On Xbox Live

"Tears fall silently upon my keyboard as I realize that I am "banned"."

bgordon commented on Kung Fu Panda Demo On Xbox Live

"Excuse me!"

bgordon commented on Staring At The Screen And Breathing

"Who did what and why I don't know about it?"

bgordon commented on Persian Prince Favored For Prince Of Persia Role

"In my opinion, Hrithik Roshan should play this part."

bgordon commented on Where I Get My Lazy From

"Well Mike, you little ingrate."