I understand that they wanted realism with the Euphoria engine, but at least give us some car surfing. Or maybe the ability to hold onto a moving car.

I almost managed to stay on once. Niko went 'limp' on a taxi cab and happened to lay down on top for about a block before he slid off!

That is all.

If one of you can do better, please, do post it up on Youtube for the world to ridicu- I mean, see.

If every single person got along, the world would be a boring place.

*goes back to game*

GTFO, you stupid nub, I own you AND your mom!

Sweet game though. It's about time the Playstation got its own Halo.

Also gave in and bought PJM:Encore but with all this GTA/new demo goodness, I don't know when I'll have time for it!

I'd get tired of running after 20 feet. GTA wouldn't really be fun at that point, unless Hot Coffee was reintroduced. Then I could go for hours with my staying power!

That game mode is so fun, Rockstar. I swear I've played it over 30 times. All I have to do is press X, its so easy!

Go puff your chest and point fingers elsewhere, where people might actually give a damn.

Fucking outsourcing.

I hope this patch fixes that 'one or more players has lost the connection' bullshit that nobody seems to care about.

What seems to work for me to evade that connection error is to be the host of the game. Which is a pain in the ass because the game randomly assigns you, and you have to hope that you become a host and not just a player.

I <3 Target. Nobody in line when I got the game, and I got a skin for my PS3 with the GTA IV skyline :D

I've seen fan art where Chell is lezzing herself out.

God bless the internet.

That soundtrack that came with the special edition was atrocious, sans about two songs. I wonder whose idea it was at Rockstar to think that everyone who bought the SE loves nothing but rap.

Level up once. That's it. I was hoping for more hard work to get this, but hey, its a zombie in a speedo and sandals. I couldn't ask for more. Marry me, Rockstar.

Normally though, I play about half of that, respectively. And if I ever decide to go back to college, I'll have little to no time for gaming. Maybe that's why I don't want to go back...

I think we should start a Kotaku gang online. PS3 here, add me!
(PSN in my profile)

If I kill Jack Thompson with my car, will he react with Euphoria physics?

Damn, now I have to find something else for her to play on the PC so that I can spend all my time on GTA IV.

Can't link my PSN ID to the Social Club, either. I'm assuming it's all connected.

I'm usually a cold-hearted killer in most games, but with Euphoria, I sometimes feel sick when I actually hit a person with the car or shoot them. It definitely adds realism, that's for sure.

Also, try bailing out of a fast vehicle, and make sure you land into oncoming traffic. Hilarity ensues. I love to make Euphoria work in overdrive :D

The single player is keeping me quite occupied, though. That Euphoria engine never ceases to amaze me when poor pedestrians roll over my car (or hang onto the car door for dear life)!

Anyone else getting this?

Did I mention I was the only one in line? Pure win.

I've gotta say, the beta had a weird learning curve at first, but I'm in love with it now. The CQC itself is awesome. Hiding around corners and then choking an enemy soldier is highly satisfying. It's a slower pace for a multiplayer game, but not enough to make you bored.

I'm just worried that I'll be neglecting this awesome beta due to GTA IV goodness.

That show always made me feel uncomfortable, but I could never look away. Did the host ever kill himself from shame?

Hell, I'll probably listen to it anyway. I'm the type that thinks, 'If Rockstar picked out this music, it's got to be worth listening to.'

PS3 all the way.
Click my name for my PSN ID info and add me for multiplayer, damnit! (18 and over preferred)

I can normally do over 90wpm. When I get home from work, you're all getting burned.