<![CDATA[Comments from TheSonicGamer]]> <![CDATA[Comments from TheSonicGamer]]> <![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Activision Bigs Get Big Bonuses]]> "Exceeded target"
Yeah, if you count nearly ruining the Guitar Hero franchise and naming your company Activision Blizzard.

Mr. Burns said it best. These CEO's are taking money that rightfully belong to developers, and yet, if I were to have them killed, I'd be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you!

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Guitar Hero: World Tour Demo Vid]]> @Phoenicks:
He was already dead!?
YOU RUINED IT FOR ME!!!

Oh and yeah, screw this, Rock Band all the way. I have to agree with the person who said that Rock Band is favored cause it's already out. Honestly, I feel that the vibe I get from Rock Band is alot cooler and more accessable then Guitar Hero 3.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Disney Fairies To Frolic On DS]]> @excel_excel:

Psh, we got a better game then something like that. It's called Brawl.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Is it time to hate Ubisoft]]> But the...that's a...I mean...Dogz fashion?...who would...I mean...the crap that....oh my...gah!

When I think about the mindless crap that comes out on the Wii and DS, it reminds me of what Black Mage once said to Fighter in the 8-bit theatre comics, one of my favorite lines.
"You know, every day with you is like an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass."

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Take-Two Confirms GTA's Half a Billion Week]]> It's funny how GTA4 seems to be the only game that truly lives up to it's hype. I've heard people say how Halo 3 was great, but not perfect, how Brawl's single palyer campaign was horrible, but GTA4 is actually doing amazing. I havent heard so much as one major flaw in the game at all. If there is, it's probably minimal compared to other games.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Kaz: "Customers Were A Little Underwhelmed" By PS3 Launch]]> That'll do, Kaz. That'll do.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Wii Fit Invades Central Park Later This Month]]> Wow, 5 bucks, Nintendo? Did the DS lites stop printing money?

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on UK Mother Blames Nintendo For Badly-Behaved Kids]]> See the small girl in the picture, smirking like a con artist?
She's obviously playing GTA4, the mom totally missed the real culprit.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Blockbuster Not The Best Game Store So Far]]> Dude, that sucks. I hate when you have to advertly spend more money cause of something like that.
Oh, and thanks for the heads up as to how the game is.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on More Info About Metal Gear Solid 4 Flashbacks]]> @D Mitsuki:

Dude, or in your case, dood...PS3 is expensive, next-gen gaming is expensive, so deal with it. I suggest you stick with your Xbox if you want gaming to be cheap.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Rockstar Makes A Grand Theft Auto IV Fan Of Jack Thompson]]> Keep an eye on him.
He's probably gonna play for 5 minutes, then run out and shoot random people. I mean, since he believes so much in the world that he envisions, anyone who plays GTA will go homocidal.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Fan-Made Sonic 2 HD Remix Coming]]> @TheSonicGamer: 1080i*

Sorry, I doubt 108i would look as remarkable.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Fan-Made Sonic 2 HD Remix Coming]]> Great, now I can see Robotnik's ugly, pimple ridden nose at 108i.

The HD Generation is so revolutional.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Are You Buying Xbox 360 or PS3 GTA IV?!]]> I'm getting the Wii version...oh, I thought we were talking about Star Wars Force Unleashed!

Not everyone is getting GTA4, you know...

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Which Home Consoles Do You Own? Why, Why?]]> I have myself a sexy slimline PS2, DS lite, Wii, PS3, and PSP. I know I have my N64 around here somewhere.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Let The Eye Twitching Begin!]]> Batman Beings= Best Batman movie ever.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on First Review Of Life, The MMO]]> I bought Outside around 19 years ago, and so far, it's been really horrible. I cant interact with girls that well, my atheltic abilities arent up to par with all of my peers, and it'll take me years of grinding to get a good career to earn some income.
However, my favorite part of the MMO are these little mini-games I can buy. So far, my favorite mini-game is Brawl...

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on 50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I bet you Osama bin Laden probably took the skull. Trying to defeat America by not paying its rappers...

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Yes, These Metal Gear Online Screens Feature A Man Catapult]]> The hell are you people talking about??
The game looks awesome to me. I always thought that MGS4 presented the best that the PS3 has to offer, until Final Fantasy rolls around, that is. How can this look horrible? From what I see, the stages are detailed, and how can you crtiticize the level design? You cant see all of it.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on American Men Need To...Ooo, Gran Turismo!]]> Sometimes, I thank God and my Sega Genesis I grew up as the near anti-social nerd that I am. I have friends, responsible friends who make money and go to college and still play video games, and of those my female friends arent vain, slutty chicks who get pregnant every year.

I can only imagine how I would have turned out if I actually didnt grow up as a nerd. Probably smoking weed somewhere with my slutty chick who's 3 months pregnant with my kid. That image really disturbs me. I just go play Brawl to erase that...
Anyway, yeah, my point is, video games can help stop unwanted pregnancies also.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on DirectX Creator: Consoles, Chocolate Barrels Are DOOMED]]> Wait, ok. What if I buy the 10 pound chocolate barrel, but want to hold 20 pounds of chocolate in it? I need to buy a bigger barrel now?! Crap!

That's how it is for PC's. You need over powered, expensive ehemoths to play the best games in full HD as their meant to. Console games dont have that limitation.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on On Fanboyism and Reviewing]]> Well, Brawl has a winning formula for gameplay, and tampering with that TOO much would upset too many people.
Next-gen gaming has become surprising "un"next gen. There's been a few things here and there, but what, besides graphics and bigger worlds, has been revolutionized by all this new tech? I mean, besides what the Wii and DS have done? It'll be interesting to see how long before we all realize how stail and repetitive alot of games are becoming? Even top-notch games?

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented]]> Bleh, the game will only go up to the Cell Saga, and that sucks. I saw the game is actually going to use cutscenes to play out the storyline, and I was hoping it'd do that all the way up to the Buu saga, maybe even GT. That would have been awesome. This game is the last gen original Budokai with a nicer look at new fighting system.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on A Better Look At MGS4's "Steel" PS3]]> Now it really does look like a metal brick I could kill someone with.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Grand Theft Auto IV Rated By ESRB]]> They forgot to mention the virtual orgasmic rape that's no doubt in there....

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Chile's Bi-Sexual, Orgy Having Pokemones]]> Wow. Just wow. That's insane. South America gets all the good stuff, with it's barely censoring anything...

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on The Xbox Live Police]]> Luckily, I'm on PSN.
Zing!
Though really, those annoying little kids really get annoying. I'm sometimes glad Brawl doesnt have voice chat.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on How'd You Find Kotaku?]]> My brother found this site somehow, and I saw him on it everynow and then, and when I finally took a look at it, I was surprised.
Gaming news updates every hour!? This is my kind of site!

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Microsoft CEO Talks, Probably Shouts, About Blu-ray Support]]> Had anyone told me a year ago this would have been happening, I've have told him to shut up and stop thinking crazy stuff like "Oh, Sonic is gonna be in Brawl!"
The Irony...

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Gary Gygax, Co-Creator Of D&D, Dead At 69]]> The man who helped find a way to translate actual skills and experience into paper form for all of us to raise and fight over. RIP, Dungeon Master, and thank you for giving us a way to adventure.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on GameSpot Goes on Hiring Binge]]> @PearceShea:
True. Not only that, but really, how many games out there are going to be Mario Galaxies or Call of Duty 4s'? Some games are ok ,but I would think alot of times reviewers have to dea lwith god awful games and point out their numerous flaws.
I'd still endure it, though.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on GameSpot Goes on Hiring Binge]]> Damnit on a stick, I want a job in video game journalism...

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Teachers Still Demanding Bully Ban]]> Yeah, I noticed the total lack of actual bullying that occured after the games release.
My brothers are in 5th and 9th grade, and neither of them have EVER had a problem with bullies! Hell, I had bullies when I was younger but...now that I remember it ,it was just this one kid, this one really messed up kid. That's it. Never again did I have a problem.
To me, it seems like bullies have become almost non-existent. Like playing a WW2 FPS. It happened before, but it isnt happening now.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on New Asus Gaming PC Will Systematically Destroy Humanity]]> @HamThePharoah: What? The price is going to be OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!???

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Play as the Villain in LEGO Batman]]> I wonder if we'll get to hear Joker laugh insanely. I always did love Mark Hamill's Joker.

Heheheheh....hahahahahahaha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on The Violent Gaming Book To Buy Your Parents]]> Wow, this actually looks pretty decent.

I hope this actually manages to get some media attention, to at least balance out all the "Video games are violent!" crap. I like how he actually asked children what they thought about the games, something I've never seen another study do.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Week in Games: Army of Two, Super Smash Bros Brawl & More]]> Brawl cometh.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Video Games & Violence]]> I'm sick of this whole debate.

I mean, really, video game violence? It's totally useless! Guy's like JT ramble on and on about how killers train on video games. Let's take an example.

I play Call of Duty 4 for 40 hours *I think I already have*

I learn that...

1. Reloading guns looks alot more complicated then it should be.

2. Grenades dont wait for you to throw them.

3. People dont wait for you to kill them.

Where is the game where you get to stomp through a school and shoot at helpless students? Not that a game like that would even be enjoyable. And even then, it wouldnt help that much in training you. No, the games that JT attack so often are games that show you that unless you were a cat and had 9 lives, you'd be dead before you do any serious damage. I cant count how many times I've died in COD4. If anything, it's shown me that I should hide behind a crate and wait for my teammates to fight off any resistance.

Now, sure, I wouldnt be surprised if a violent game makes you slightly more violent. SLIGHTLY. But in all seriousness, all a violent game teaches you are basic techniques to flank opponents who are firing you. Yes, who are ACTUALLY FIGHTING BACK.

Now I wish, JT and then rest of them would shut up. If a violent game doesnt make some whacko go insane, some violent movie will, then. So stop singeling out video games! If anything, it's taught me that I wouldnt survive 10 seconds on the battlefield!

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on LEGO Batman: The Videogame]]> @Redface, The Dark Messiah of Justice:
Awww, I want a job at Kotaku...
anyway, this game looks all kinds of awesome. I love Batman, and I semi-enjoyed Lego's as a kid, so this is a perfect mix.

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<![CDATA[TheSonicGamer commented on Scary Fetish Birdo Makes Me Cry]]> Well, I've got my piece of evidence to disprove the existance of God...

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