Slatz_Grobnik commented on Playing to Perfection in Mirror's Edge

"I still get a kick out of a parkour influenced game."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on The Ones Who Disappear

"@garrettsimple: You know, one of the interesting things that I saw from watching farmers embrace technologies is that the youth took them all, the elder ones took nothing, but their productions were about the same, because the youth could bridge the experience gap through savvy applications of technology."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Transformers Roll Out Into A Whole New Genre - NSFW

"Where's the Drawn Together reference when needed? "Not in the hair."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on The Truth About Microscopic Black Holes and the Utter Destruction of Earth

"My attraction to the cute girl at the coffeehouse pretty well withered and died, listening to her talk about her fear of the LHC."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on The Lady in the Latex Hood Does Not Fear Lasers

"I really don't understand that plot synopsis, especially in the context of how everyone else seems to refer to it as the Swedish version of the Matrix."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on "Humanity's End" -- Best B-Movie of Next Year

"Twenty bucks says "last man in the galaxy" refers to how he's the last human male, whom a bevy of nubile young things are endeavoring to keep alive for breeding stock."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Infinite Undiscovery Box Art Clues In DLC

"Okay, I always thought that Final Fantasy held the crown for worst game title, but this may swipe it from it's well-grayed head."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Cutest Bionic Puppy Ever

"@Garrison Dean, King Awesome: And here I was wondering how long it would take until the macros started rolling in..."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Wall Street Journal: GTA IV's No Godfather

"I don't quite understand the argument. On one hand, Diaz wants the pure, unadulterated psychopath-like attitudes of the previous issues in the series. But then, he complains over the lack of nuance and depth, of how GTA could be, but fails to be, the art that finally offers us with how to understand 9/11 and the modern U.S."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on 10 Books That Were Better Off on Paper

"Of course, you're only brave if you start talking about movies that are better than their source material. Seriously, where's the chicken and where's the egg?"

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Awesome IKEA Gameplay Footage

"Okay, I already found myself accidentally making home improvement purchases based on stuff in the Sims."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Just ... Forget About Diablo III on a Console, Mmkay?

"Is this a vindication of PC gaming?"

Slatz_Grobnik commented on 3-D Journey Makes Studios Nervous

"I don't care how many dimensions you shoot it in: no James Mason, no success."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Blizzard Splashwatch: Final

"Remind me to start investing in XL pants futures before the next Blizzcon, because I'm pretty sure a bunch of gamers need new ones."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Playing Fallout 2 While Stupid

"I think that people often miss the True Meaning - okay, what I consider the true meaning - behind The Stupid Game. The point isn't that the Stupid Game is fun to play, or less 'quest rich.' The point is that there's a Stupid Game at all."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Goodbye, Flintstones!

"Wait, we're important?"

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Bald People Rule The Scifi World

"@Berd: If I had to stab at a guess, I'd say that Ming the Merciless casts a very long shadow."

Slatz_Grobnik commented on Biggest Crater in the Solar System Found on Mars

"@Michael Reilly: Something that big gets called whatever it wants to be called."