I can't help it, I am so glad Lily Allen exists, and I don't even take cocaine.

]]> I think "male hysteria" is commonly referred to as "indigestion, low back pain, and general grumpiness." No?

]]> if you loved the chicken, westendgirl, you wouldn't even have to ask that question.

]]> and THAT's why you use a flange, people.

]]> the hair worries me less than the increased puffiness of the face and use of eyeliner. he is prettier than most of his wooers!

]]> how on earth can anyone know Jennifer Aniston's percentage of body fat based on that photo of her in ill fitting jeans and an apron? Unless they are counting the weight lost in hair and nose slimming since then.

]]> Also I hate to agree with Star magazine on anything but seriously Katherine Hegel, your Joan Rivers wardrobe really must be stopped.

]]> oh shit, you guys are totally getting my study abroad flame mixed tape.

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