ElijahDProphet commented on Secrets of Harry Potter's All-Important Final Scene

"It's only making them look 15 or so years older, makeup and hair graying should pull that off pretty well without a team of computer programmers."

ElijahDProphet commented on Prepare To Be Disappointed By Iron Man 2's Fury

"@mat1cs is a gentleman and a scholar: After his performance in The Spirit, and learning that SLJ was the one who made a lot of the terrible decisions on how to portray The Octopus, I am also way tired of him."

ElijahDProphet commented on Bollywood He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe: Absolutely Terrifying

"@acrobatic rabbit: Check the mustache, that is totally Man At Arms..."

ElijahDProphet commented on Batman: Arkham Asylum Preview: A Thinker's Brawling Game

"@Joghobs: There was a one shot trade paperback called Arkham Asylum that had a similar premise."

ElijahDProphet commented on Texas Cops Break Out the Taser on a 72-Year-Old Woman for Being Old and Curmudgeonly

"@TripleTheOrder_GitEmSteveDave: @blash: Godwin's does NOT make an argument invalid, that is a common misconception that has been accepted as fact. Godwin's simply states that in any argument on the internet eventually there will be a comparison to Nazis or Hitler."

ElijahDProphet commented on The Megan Fox Topless Photos You've All Been Waiting For

"And I see no landing strip..."

ElijahDProphet commented on Live Action Akira Film Is Dead

"The jacket exists: [www.abbyshot.com]"

ElijahDProphet commented on Is Terminator 4 Really Better Than Terminator 3? A Road Test Comparison

"@NotArthurPDragon: Actually if Skynet controls all computer systems then it is fair to assume it has access to Sarah Conners psych records. The machines know that they will invent time travel because someone from the past has left evidence that they will."

ElijahDProphet commented on So Really, Why Is Captain Kirk Such A Douchebag?

"Kirk did, in fact, mention to Pike that he read his dissertation, so nyah :-P"

ElijahDProphet commented on What If Uwe Boll Directed I Am Legend?

"Anthony Bourdain has a cameo in this movie, no joke."