Dioxen commented on Justify Your Mario Kart Wii,
at 11:56 PM on Apr 21
@Mr.SithNinja: God forbid being fun being a major point of accomplishment for a game.
A game can be fun, have major appeal and a huge lifespan but it's a complete failure if it doesn't take the much beloved characters and franchises that have made Nintendo famous, completely scrap them, then come up with something in a space of 2 seconds.
GOD DAMN YOU DONKEY KONG, WHY DO YOU EXIST AND WHY DO YOU KEEP TORMENTING ME WITH BANANAS!!!
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Dioxen commented on Weezer Dude Recommends Real Guitar Over Fake Guitar,
at 8:23 AM on Apr 18
I'm an actual guitar teacher and I love Guitar Hero but for the exact opposite reason.
If it can make the deluge of people who seem to think that because they can play the intro to Smoke on the Water or belt out a shitty 4/4 two-chord extravaganza that they're qualified to play guitar disappear, then I'm all for it.
Some of the things these people do should not be inflicted upon any instrument, even the kazoo.
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Dioxen commented on Blizzard Versus Glider: The Motions,
at 3:15 PM on Mar 29
It should be noted that this is a rather important case as I believe it's the first time that a EULA has been used as a basis for a trial.
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Dioxen commented on Game Guns Are Fun Guns, Not Real Guns,
at 1:44 AM on Mar 26
It always disappoints me at how completely unaccurate guns are portrayed, even in supposedly "realistic" games.
Guns are LOUD.
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Dioxen commented on Everything You Wanted To Know About GTA IV (So Stop Asking!), at 3:14 PM on Apr 28
Question: How much does the phone tie into gameplay?
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Dioxen commented on Which Version Of GTA IV Should You Buy? We Compare The PS3 and 360 Versions, at 12:57 PM on Apr 27
@leimeisei: Reading comprehension is not your strong point.
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Dioxen commented on Which Version Of GTA IV Should You Buy? We Compare The PS3 and 360 Versions, at 12:35 PM on Apr 27
Does your 360 have a hard drive as a lot of games have improved performance with one as it allocates some of it for caching which can improve certain aspects of gameplay.
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Dioxen commented on Justify Your Mario Kart Wii, at 11:56 PM on Apr 21
@Mr.SithNinja: God forbid being fun being a major point of accomplishment for a game.
A game can be fun, have major appeal and a huge lifespan but it's a complete failure if it doesn't take the much beloved characters and franchises that have made Nintendo famous, completely scrap them, then come up with something in a space of 2 seconds.
GOD DAMN YOU DONKEY KONG, WHY DO YOU EXIST AND WHY DO YOU KEEP TORMENTING ME WITH BANANAS!!!
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Dioxen commented on The Darkness Getting A Sequel It Shouldn't Have, at 10:02 AM on Apr 21
@Rabidsquirrel: In my opinion it has a better story than Bioshock, as it actually invokes proper emotion.
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Dioxen commented on Weezer Dude Recommends Real Guitar Over Fake Guitar, at 8:23 AM on Apr 18
I'm an actual guitar teacher and I love Guitar Hero but for the exact opposite reason.
If it can make the deluge of people who seem to think that because they can play the intro to Smoke on the Water or belt out a shitty 4/4 two-chord extravaganza that they're qualified to play guitar disappear, then I'm all for it.
Some of the things these people do should not be inflicted upon any instrument, even the kazoo.
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Dioxen commented on First Vader, Yoda Gameplay Footage From Soul Calibur IV, at 8:04 PM on Apr 15
@ManjiKengo: It's going to be Gon all over again, mark my words.
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Dioxen commented on Death Takes Old PS2, PSP Online Servers [Update], at 8:07 AM on Apr 7
And this is why matchmaking is superior.
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Dioxen commented on Down And Dirty With Saints Row 2's New Features, at 6:45 PM on Apr 4
@truhuman: It was a great time walking up to a Friendly Fire, buying an RPG, holding them up with it and having the owner say "Motherfucker!
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Dioxen commented on PlayStation 3 Ads, Where's Waldo?, at 1:47 PM on Apr 4
A bleak, barren wasteland.
Describes the ps3 experience perfectly.
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Dioxen commented on Puzzle Quest 1.5 Gets Named, Detailed, at 4:49 PM on Apr 3
@lionkitten: Puzzle Quest has been on pretty much every single platform currently in existence, and it's made them a ton of money.
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Dioxen commented on Rainbow Six Vegas 2, Bugs And All, Ships 2 Million, at 4:01 AM on Apr 1
Vegas 2 was pretty much exactly what I expected, a slight improvement over Vegas.
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Dioxen commented on PlayStation Store Update, Official In US Too, at 3:15 PM on Mar 31
A pub with no beer is still an incredibly unfun place to hang out in no matter how nice it might look.
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Dioxen commented on Blizzard Versus Glider: The Motions, at 3:15 PM on Mar 29
It should be noted that this is a rather important case as I believe it's the first time that a EULA has been used as a basis for a trial.
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Dioxen commented on 50 Cent Sequel To Feature Bloody Sand, at 3:03 PM on Mar 26
Looks like the PS3 finally gets its killer app.
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Dioxen commented on Gears of War 2 Direct Feed Tech Demo, at 2:29 AM on Mar 26
Big cube of meat!
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Dioxen commented on Game Guns Are Fun Guns, Not Real Guns, at 1:44 AM on Mar 26
It always disappoints me at how completely unaccurate guns are portrayed, even in supposedly "realistic" games.
Guns are LOUD.
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Dioxen commented on Hot Shots Golf: Out Of Bounds Review: Insert Golf Term, at 2:39 PM on Mar 25
@enewtabie: Yes, people put up with it on the PC.
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