Bissrok commented on More Weezer For Your Rock Band

"@InsidiousTuna: I'd say Make Believe was better."

Bissrok commented on Zero Punctuation On Oblivion

"He might be right, but none of those points ever bothered me the first time I played through it."

Bissrok commented on Former SOE Exec Becomes Cryptic CEO

"So..."

Bissrok commented on SOE Fan Faire Registration Is Go

"I'd rather save the $39 and just hang around outside and peg them with rocks as they leave."

Bissrok commented on Thompson Sanctions Hearing Set For June 4

"I love when people think that believing in a religion puts them above the law. The invisible pink unicorn encourages me to steal shit."

Bissrok commented on Epic "Want To Do A Much Better Job" On Gears 2's Story

"There was a story?"

Bissrok commented on Rogue Trooper Getting Wii Release

"The game's a lot of fun, but I'm not sure it's really suited for the Wiimote."

Bissrok commented on Fallout 3 Lead: "We're Console Players Now"

"I like the idea of simply having a "Retard Mode" available for console players. Once activated, you'll be able to take dozens of machine gun rounds to the chest, you'll rapidly regenerate health, cut scenes will be removed, and the entire game will be divided into individual areas (with a loading screen each time you travel between them). As a bonus, once Retard Mode is activated, a multiplayer mode is unlocked so they'll be able to bunny hop around while firing rockets at each other's heads to their heart's content (with the help of an autoaim, of course)"

Bissrok commented on Mass Effect Copy Protection An Opportunity To Use The Adjective 'Draconian'

"This is just going to delay the pirates by about four days."

Bissrok commented on Where Are The Bagels? 8 Things GTA IV Gets Wrong About New York City

"I'm not really sure what the point of that article is."

Bissrok commented on Next Week's Rock Band DLC Makes The Scene

"I would rather them have released nothing this week."

Bissrok commented on Aerosmith Exclusive to Guitar Hero

"Aerosmith or Rock Band's 90+ song DLC library..."

Bissrok commented on Korn Debuts Haze the Song

"I remember them having some hit back when I was in grade school, and it was real popular with the other kids."

Bissrok commented on What's It Like Working With 50 Cent?

"Wait..."

Bissrok commented on Obama Monotonously Bangs Game Drum

"If he said that video games, and only video games, were the root of all evil, then I'd be a little annoyed."

Bissrok commented on Hitman Movie Takes Out Tuesday

"This movie was pretty Godawful."

Bissrok commented on User-Generated Guitar Hero Content At Least Five Years Away

"Well, shucks. I guess we're stuck with the thousands of user-created songs available for Frets of Fire (along with all the songs ripped for the Guitar Hero series and Rock Band)."

Bissrok commented on Dungeon Runners Heaves Up New Content

"It's..."