<![CDATA[Comments from ArmyofJuan]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/kotaku.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from ArmyofJuan]]> http://kotaku.com/people/ArmyofJuan http://kotaku.com/people/ArmyofJuan ArmyofJuan commented on Metal Gear Solid 4 Presser Starting Soon Do you have the option to not attend this event? Because i don't know about you, but im tyring to stay in the dark about this game as much as possible.

I guess that's one of the downfalls of being a game journalist. Not to many games have surprises for you after you watch countless demos, play throughs, and videos.

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http://kotaku.com/5008808/metal-gear-solid-4-presser-starting-soon#c5661152 http://kotaku.com/5008808/metal-gear-solid-4-presser-starting-soon#c5661152 Mon, 12 May 2008 22:15:06 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on Suikoden Coming To PlayStation Store Oh hell yes. Im buying this day one. This will be my first PSS purchase. I hope that this spurs on Suikoden II and maybe some xenogears

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http://kotaku.com/388752/suikoden-coming-to-playstation-store#c5610434 http://kotaku.com/388752/suikoden-coming-to-playstation-store#c5610434 Fri, 09 May 2008 00:18:48 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on Bourne Demo On Xbox Live I liked this demo overall. At first i was confused because i had no warning a quicktime event was going to pop up. And then when it popped up again it was a different button. But i enjoyed the hand to hand combat. It was fun. If i was going to complain it would be that Bourne seems to pull of the same combos over and over. i tried hitting the buttons in different patterns but it only gave me like 2 or 3 differnt styles.

Gun combat seemed okay. Nothing fancy, but i enjoy the takedowns.

The only thing i hated was the voice actor for bourne and the driving. both were horrible.

i may check this out when it releases though

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http://kotaku.com/387063/bourne-demo-on-xbox-live#c5530001 http://kotaku.com/387063/bourne-demo-on-xbox-live#c5530001 Mon, 05 May 2008 13:32:14 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on Iron Man Movie Does Fine Despite GTA Release Iron Man was fantastic. I'v always liked Iron Man but after Civil War not so much. Now, he has shot up in my book to star status.

This is probably my second all time fave superhero movie after batman begins. And the extra thing after the credits made me have a total nerd-gasm. I did not see that coming at all.

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http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5525472 http://kotaku.com/387164/iron-man-movie-does-fine-despite-gta-release#c5525472 Mon, 05 May 2008 11:04:02 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on Spongebob Savior: Will Kid-Friendly Licenses Save THQ? i dunno. maybe if they moved out more original titles they would be in smoother waters. I look forward to Red Faction 3 though.

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http://kotaku.com/387093/spongebob-savior-will-kid+friendly-licenses-save-thq#c5525354 http://kotaku.com/387093/spongebob-savior-will-kid+friendly-licenses-save-thq#c5525354 Mon, 05 May 2008 10:59:31 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on Not All GTA IV Branding Is Fake Jamaican me crazy.

There. Done.

I too thought Little J and Badmans clothes were way to awsome to be not real.

i also wish ic ould re-watch the cutcenes starring little j and badman so i can write down what they say and take notes.

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ArmyofJuan commented on GTA IV Info Dump: Reviews, Problems and Comparisons I keep getting disconnected when i try to play with friends online. it's really starting to annoy me because now i can only play with certain friends and of those certain friends invite the other friends then i get disconnected from "one or more players"

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http://kotaku.com/385590/gta-iv-info-dump-reviews-problems-and-comparisons#c5451278 http://kotaku.com/385590/gta-iv-info-dump-reviews-problems-and-comparisons#c5451278 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:50:24 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on These Nintendo Pins Could KILL YOU Wheres jack thompson when you need him? this is something people can get behind. Nintendo takes all your money with their wiis and first party titles that drive everyone into a frenzy and then kill you with their pins.

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http://kotaku.com/385492/these-nintendo-pins-could-kill-you#c5449130 http://kotaku.com/385492/these-nintendo-pins-could-kill-you#c5449130 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:37:22 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on The Most Expensive Game Budget Ever i dont think the cost of MGS4 will surpass that of GTA4. GTA4 has had way to much going on for it like their ad campaigns and viral marketing and song licensing that theres no way MGS4 would be able to be more expensive.

@Foxstar Sixtail: myabe it's because i love shenmue too much, but i refuse to believe that shenmue caused any sort of downfall for sega and seaman gets away scott free. I mean, if Shenmue was able to generate enough fans/interest to make a shenmue online, then they had to make some sort of revenue.

btw, im not even sure if shenmue online actually came out in china/korea/wherever it was supposed too.

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http://kotaku.com/385519/the-most-expensive-game-budget-ever#c5449025 http://kotaku.com/385519/the-most-expensive-game-budget-ever#c5449025 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:24:37 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on Battlefield Heroes Shows Off Its Character Customization Chops This game shot up to the top of my list. I will gladly pay small amounts of money for those items.

SMALL amounts.

I cant wait for this

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http://kotaku.com/384924/battlefield-heroes-shows-off-its-character-customization-chops#c5419720 http://kotaku.com/384924/battlefield-heroes-shows-off-its-character-customization-chops#c5419720 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:08:00 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on Mario Kart Control Schemes: FIGHT I dunno. I thought the classic controllers was best. Granted, i didnt use the wiimote and nunchuck set up, but the classic controller gave some pretty precise control and i didnt think it was that hard to do a trick using the d pad while steering

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http://kotaku.com/384513/mario-kart-control-schemes-fight#c5404815 http://kotaku.com/384513/mario-kart-control-schemes-fight#c5404815 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:57:43 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on I'm Sorry Mister Ashukurafuto, Really, Truly Sorry Only in japan.

here in america, the kids would have yelled back or pulled out a knife. GTAIV is coming out after all

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ArmyofJuan commented on Everything You Wanted To Know About GTA IV (So Stop Asking!) Im really sad about not being able to own property. That was one of my favorite aspects from VC and SA.

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ArmyofJuan commented on Grand Theft Auto IV Review: Life, Liberty City And The Pursuit Of Happiness Well so far i'v been enjoying it. I was so excited to see San Juan Sounds! That station totally took my by surprise. But i love all the sations really. It's a very good mix of music to listen too.

Although i'v been trying to do some online play but there doesn't seem to be too many people on. I guess because it's not out yet. But if anyoen wants to play on 360, please let me know

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ArmyofJuan commented on Gamecakes: Kirby Starring in Robotron: 2084 it took me ahwile to see that white frosting.

but carrot cake is delicious, so i'd eat it anyways

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ArmyofJuan commented on PVP In The Age Of Conan @iwanttobeasleep: yea but i would like to think that tolkien and conan made it popular to the masses. Unlike mythology where you have stories written down that were originally told verbally so sometimes there are different versions, you have books like conan and lotr that, for the most part, have their mythology and history already set and have characters that people could really get interested in with their adventures and such.

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ArmyofJuan commented on PVP In The Age Of Conan @Moonshadow101:

i do thank you

and the world of conan is far from dull and boring. but im just assuming you would have to be a fan of the conan/conan universe to be anywhere near excited for this game

I think what people are failing to realise when saying this is too much like Warcraft and to high fantasy etc, is that Conan pretty much brought all of that to us in the first place. Conan is one of the originators of the epic fantasy genre we all know and love today

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ArmyofJuan commented on Pirated NTSC GTA IV Leaked Online Early Where have all the Seeders gone?

Well since GTAIV is street dated, that means i should be getting my copy sometime before sunday...

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ArmyofJuan commented on Club Nintendo Expands Its Reach @Vargas: i dunno. i always thought people used the word "america" when describing the united states of "america".

Things like:

-"America" sucks.
-Death to the "American" pig dogs.
-"Americans" are fat
-Our country has more culture in a drop of pee than "America" has in their whole nation.

etc etc.

When talking about the continents though, i would say things like North or South America.

BUUUUTTTT....

after looking at the euro site, i must say there are only a few things im interested in and surprisingly none of them or cell phone ringtones or wallpapers.

Those bookends would be nice as would those wind up karts and a t shirt in small. everything else though is sort of meh

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ArmyofJuan commented on Zero Punctuation Beats On Smash Bros. Brawl this is probably the first one i'v disagreed with. I personally enjoyed unlocking all the extra characters. 10 hours to get sonic goes by pretty fast if you play for like 3 or 4 drunk nights.

But this game has provided me with so many laughs and memories that i cannot bash it at all. except that single player adventure thing blows hard

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http://kotaku.com/383143/zero-punctuation-beats-on-smash-bros-brawl#c5338752 http://kotaku.com/383143/zero-punctuation-beats-on-smash-bros-brawl#c5338752 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:33:28 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on Age of Conan Is Priced In Gold Well i feel like i have to get the PC version since i still havnt heard anything on the 360 version in like a year.

And for all those complaining about the 60 dollar price tag, welcome. We thought you PC gamers would NEVER get here.

Although for all of you who are also complaining about the 15 dollar subscription, is this a new price or am i missing something. Could have sworn 15 dollars was the norm.

But yes, i want to be all over this game. Im so excited. Unless the reviews are like in the 1's and 2's.

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http://kotaku.com/383098/age-of-conan-is-priced-in-gold#c5336055 http://kotaku.com/383098/age-of-conan-is-priced-in-gold#c5336055 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:05:24 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on Splatterhouse Returns! i actually ment to say Final Fight and not Fatal Fury. More Cody less Terry

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ArmyofJuan commented on Video Game Developers Won't Call Grant Morrison @BruzeWayne: you know whats weird. The fact that i like All Star Batman and Robin more than i do All Star Superman. Maybe it's because All Star Batman is episodic in nature that each issue flows into the next where as All Star Superman is all over the place.

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http://kotaku.com/382433/video-game-developers-wont-call-grant-morrison#c5322880 http://kotaku.com/382433/video-game-developers-wont-call-grant-morrison#c5322880 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:37:04 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on Splatterhouse Returns! Anyone read Hack/Slash? Because that guy looks a lot like Vlad.

Im curious as to what those other 34 remakes are going to be though. Unless some of them already include ones we already know about like Golden Axe:Beast Rider. Fatal Fury please?

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ArmyofJuan commented on Video Game Developers Won't Call Grant Morrison @Strange Bedfellows:

have you ever read BKVs Ex Machina? thats some great stuff.

im just mad at morrison because only 1 issue of Wildcats ever came out and only 2 issues of The Authority.

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ArmyofJuan commented on PlayStation Home Release Pushed Back (Yet Again) i give up

i dont even care anymore. atleast i have mgs4 to warm the cockles if my heart

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ArmyofJuan commented on What Did You Play This Weekend? I worked all weekend. By the time i got off work i had enough time to sleep before i had to go to work again in the morning.

But i did manage to turn on my 360 atleast once before shutting it off within like 2 minutes.

Im just trying to hurry and beat dark sector and viking so i can trade'em in for GTA4

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ArmyofJuan commented on Spider-Man: Web Of Shadows To Contain Never Before-Seen Villains Well lets see, we have morlun, morbius, will-o-wisp, chameleon, hydro-man, hobgoblin (who is completely different from green goblin fyi), mister nagative...yea im running out of villains that they havnt put in a game yet. Theres a lot more but a lot of them are dumb like stilt-man.

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ArmyofJuan commented on The Kartokumentary Brian has amazing teeth

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ArmyofJuan commented on Dead Space "Animated Comic" Im not a fan of my comics being read to me. Just like im not a fan of books on tape, unless narrated by james earl jones of christopher walken.

And this video was biffering far to much for me so i'll just assume it was awsome so i can continue being excited about Dead Space

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http://kotaku.com/380783/dead-space-animated-comic#c5275741 http://kotaku.com/380783/dead-space-animated-comic#c5275741 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:42:41 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on Midway Gamer's Day: Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe First Characters Announced i hate crowds. they cheer for the dumbest shit.

Some corporate guy: Well ladies and gentleman, we are please to announce today that Peter Parker will be the in the next Spider-Man film as...SPIDER-MAN!

Audience: WOoOoOooO!!!!1!1!1!1! OMFG!11!1! THIS IS FUCKIGN CRAZY!!! THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST DAY EVAAAAR!!!!1!1!!!!!!

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ArmyofJuan commented on Gears Of War Getting Comic Book Treatment This one i might actually read. Prototype not so much because i dont even know if the game will be good and i dont touch anythig WoW related, but this maybe

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ArmyofJuan commented on MK v DC Has Little Blood, NO FATALITIES? @Knaaks: thats what im saying. If this was just a DC fighting game coming out i'd be way more amped up. But as of now, im on the fence even wondering if this is true.

But we'll find out this weekend

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http://kotaku.com/381302/mk-v-dc-has-little-blood-no-fatalities#c5256314 http://kotaku.com/381302/mk-v-dc-has-little-blood-no-fatalities#c5256314 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:33:30 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on MK v DC Has Little Blood, NO FATALITIES? i dont understand why they didnt just decide to make a DC fighting game. Is it really necessary to add MK to the mix to try and hype it up? I would assume that if you announced a DC fighting game on its own that that would be hype enough.

Especially when MK is known for its violence and fatalities where as DC is known for constantly retconning their entire universe every year. (ZING!)

i still want me some batman/green lantern (anyone but john stewart)/flash/aquaman

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ArmyofJuan commented on Yahoo! Dishes On Spider-Man: Web Of Shadows @Kyle81: truth. although he could be a skrull. and according to the recent black panther annual, sometime in the future he dies.

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ArmyofJuan commented on GTA Will "Knock Me Out And Take My Gold Jesus Cross" It would take him 30-60 minutes depending on traffic and time of day to get from the prison to my house.

or like 15 minutes for him to go enjoy a nice day at bush gardens europe/water country usa.

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ArmyofJuan commented on Next Mortal Kombat Is...MK v DC? Im sure we'll find out for sure this weekend at the NYC ComicCon.

But i sure would be a happy camper if i got to play as batman, green lantern, the flash or aquaman.

im just not sure if i would like a fighting game with mks fighting mechanics with dc characters. i dont think super heroes work well in a fighting game unless it's like MvsC

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ArmyofJuan commented on Don't Smoke At All With Pokemon @WolfCreek 19: amen brother. when i was a delivery driver i would smoke a lot of cigarettes. I also smoke a lot while waiting or after a hearty meal or drinking.

Gatta love them menthols. MmMmM.

I also like to smoke a cigarette in between matches of COD4 from my window

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http://kotaku.com/381220/dont-smoke-at-all-with-pokemon#c5255674 http://kotaku.com/381220/dont-smoke-at-all-with-pokemon#c5255674 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:30:13 MDT
ArmyofJuan commented on Microsoft: "The Battle For The Core User Is Sort Of Over" @[KU]Shindokie: as did i.

i'v only played like 3 games on my PS3. Uncharted, Resistance and Warhawk where as my 360 gets all the attention. This may be partially due to the fact that i had my 360 first and i like achievements but still.

MGS4 was really THE selling point for me and a PS3.

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ArmyofJuan commented on Yahoo! Dishes On Spider-Man: Web Of Shadows My only problem with this article is that they refer to S.H.I.E.L.D as if its a person...

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