Captain Internet commented on Kojima Jr: "Metal Gear Is Such A Shitty Game", at 8:57 PM on Apr 2 Thats no son of Kojima. His wife must have cheated on him; how much you want to bet the child is black? more »

Captain Internet commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Characters Re-imaged As Anime, at 8:34 AM on Apr 2 I was about to instigate another Hiroshima incident, but then they threw Snake in there right at the end. Good for you, Japan, good for you. more »

Captain Internet commented on Chill Out With World of Warcraft, at 8:31 AM on Apr 2 God damnit that puppy is cute. more »

Captain Internet commented on PS3 Rumble Controllers Hit Next Week, at 8:25 AM on Apr 2 Yikes, at least these controllers come with a rechargeable battery. more »

Captain Internet commented on New Cake Screens Leaked, at 2:11 PM on Apr 1 Holy crap, I was literally laughing my ass off at this, and I rarely laugh at internet shenanigans. more »

Captain Internet commented on Pachter: Wii Shortage? Blame The Lousy US Dollar, at 9:00 PM on Mar 31 @Mini-Boss: Beautiful. more »

Captain Internet commented on Proudly Display Your Metal Gear Inspired Moustaches, at 7:17 PM on Mar 31 @TheIrishNinja: I hope you are right. more »

Captain Internet commented on At Least One More PlayStation 3 Model Coming, at 6:56 PM on Mar 31 Still waiting for 120/160gig white ps3 with backwards compatibility. Are you really going to make people wait until June12th to show some PS2 love? more »

Captain Internet commented on Video "Proof" That Rock Band Learns You Some Drummin', at 5:22 PM on Mar 31 @cbg2113: Actually, that isn't true. more »

Captain Internet commented on Beards for Boobs, at 6:25 AM on Mar 31 @Captain Internet: In the center, I mean. more »

Captain Internet commented on Beards for Boobs, at 6:25 AM on Mar 31 I kinda wanna see the girl on the cover dressed up as Midna. And then naked plz. more »

Captain Internet commented on Prototype's Multiplayer Gets Cut, at 9:11 PM on Mar 29 Ah, drat. more »

Captain Internet commented on Do You Finish Every Game You Buy?, at 11:15 PM on Mar 28 About 80% of them. more »

Captain Internet commented on No, Microsoft, This Is Not How You Appeal To Parents, at 10:12 PM on Mar 28 Man. more »

Captain Internet commented on Too Human Development Diary, Silicon Knights Officially Goes Crazy Edition, at 3:17 PM on Mar 28 I honestly can't believe anyone is not pumped for this game, especially after watching that footage. more »

Captain Internet commented on Tales Of Symphonia Wii Gets June Release, at 7:38 AM on Mar 28 This makes me want a Wiijust a little bit more. more »

Captain Internet commented on Microsoft Fine WIth User-Generated Master Chief on PS3, at 11:00 AM on Mar 27 @Groodle: I agree in full. more »

Captain Internet commented on Microsoft Fine WIth User-Generated Master Chief on PS3, at 10:52 AM on Mar 27 @Foggynotion: Ratchet, Sly Cooper, Wander, Ico, Kratos, Nathan Drake, Ellen and Keats (Folklore), Ape Escape monkies, that douchebag with glasses from Buzz, Nariko, A huge Lair dragon?, Dart (Legend of Dragoon), Vahn (Legend of Legaia), Little Big Planet puppet thing, Locoroco blob, PaRappa, Patapon tribe, generic guy from Resistance: Fall of man, Gabe Logan, Sweet Tooth, awesome huge knight from White Knight Chronicles. Granted, none of these characters match up to Master Chief--as far as popularity goes. more »