Come On Dark Souls, Even Link Can Jump

I mean, Link's just a kid and he can get up there. Work it out, dude.

"Try jumping," they say. Hahaha, oh that's rich. The Dark Souls struggle is real, everyone. Not that a spoiled prissypants like Link from The Legend of Zelda would know. Always leaping small gaps and scaling short barriers everywhere he goes. Jerk.

Then there's the fall distance. Perfect. Good job, Internet cartoon person Ricepirate. Very good job. Now I'm gonna go be angry somewhere.