Kotaku: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Winds Up In World of Warcraft Commercial

Luke Plunkett — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 01:00:00 EST

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While it's easy to quaff Chuck Norris jokes are old, so too is World of Warcraft. So pairing the two, with Norris endosring the MMO in this new TV commercial, makes sense! More »

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone

Brian Crecente — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

It was only a matter of time before Chunk Norris' beard realized that people were having fun on the iPhone and it wasn't involved. More »

Super Chuck Norris Bros. — Wait, This is Real?

Owen Good — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:00:00 EDT

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

Mike Fahey — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:00:01 EDT

Some babies are born head first....others feet first...but only one was born beard first. 68 years ago today in Oklahoma a legend was born. Carlos Ray Norris was once a shy, non-athletic boy, who was often tormented by his classmates for his mixed native-American heritage, but he used his lust for revenge to help him become the most powerful being on the face of the earth. As an Air Policeman (I'd assume sans plane, just flying round and arresting people) in the US Air Force he would earn the nickname Chuck and started studying the martial arts so hard that he had to create his own - Chun Kuk Do - because nothing else was good enough. Actor, ass kicker, inventor of the roundhouse kick, and star of the Atari 2600 game Chuck Norris Superkicks, without Chuck's influence the video game industry would just be a bunch of cutesy pet sims. Let it ring across Barrens chat on every server - Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! He might be 68-years-old, but he could still kick all of our asses at once without even blinking. More »

Is Chuck Norris in Your Guild?

fdemarco — Sat, 19 May 2007 14:00:00 EDT

When I saw the Chuck Norris Mii character I thought it was pretty funny, but the WoW version of the great Norris really takes the game cake. They've done a great job recreating him although those arms and hands are rather terrifying. I'm not really a WoW player, but I would be proud to be a member of any guild in which Chuck Norris was a member. Wouldn't you? If you value your life, you'll say yes. Flynn De Marco More »

Who Do These Celebs Look Like?

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:00:43 EDT

Sometimes celebrities look like in-game characters. And sometimes in-game characters look like celebrities. And sometimes, they look like neither! Game site Gamewad has round-up of these kwinky-dinks which includes comparisons like Bruce Lee—Tekken's Forest Law or Kurt Russell—Solid Snake and not-so-obvious ones like Kratos—Scott Ian from rock band Anthrax or Chuck Norris—Second-guy-in-your-family on Genesis's Family Feud. Coincidence or not? YOU DECIDE. Brian Ashcraft More »

Chuck Norris vs. Everyone: Not Yet Rated

egauger — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 22:20:20 EDT

I don't have the slightest clue how we missed this, but Destructoidite FRONZ uploaded it sometime in July and I dug through our archives but I didn't find it. So. At the risk of posting old meme, and for the sake of completeness, I give you the trailer for Last Champion, which hopefully really is actually coming to Xbox Live Arcade Because you know what? Why the hell not. More »

Shotgun Chuck vs. Zombie Bruce in The Movies

kotaku.com — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:42:33 EDT

I didn't play The Movies... from everything I read, it sounded like the fun machinima generator I always wanted wrapped up in a plodding, completely pointless sim game. More »

You Keep Using That Word

egauger — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 20:40:42 EDT

I do not think it means what you think it means. More »

Whining of Warcraft

egauger — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 22:40:10 EDT

This is awesome...a FuckYeah-style tag site documenting the myriad reasons to quit WoW. Top three reasons: got fat, want a girlfriend, Chuck Norris. More »

Chuck Norris Does Soul Calibur

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:22:12 EDT

This avatar should satisfy our Chuck Norris quota for the day. Or the month or heck, even the year. More »

Chuck Norris Does Oblivion

brownlee — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 20:00:12 EDT

Guys, you know the drill... fill the comment section with the endlessly repeated Chuck Norris memes that have sucked all humor dry out of what was once a hysterical SNL bit. Remember: humor's about the predictable, and there's nothing's funnier than repeating a joke over and over and over again! More »

Mario, Sonic and Chuck in Blood Bath

Brian Ashcraft — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 20:29:16 EST

Lemon Demon's power pop flash masterpiece showcases everyone from Godzilla to the Power Rangers to Sonic and Super Mario in an apocalyptic death match. And yes, Chuck Norris even puts in an appearance. Two Chuck Norris posts in the past week? Hot diggity dog, the planets must be in alignment. More »

Chuck Norris Too Tough for Street Fighter II

Brian Crecente — Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:00:16 EST

Thank God this had a gaming connection, because I was going to paste it anyway. I, and apparently Chuck Norris, were completely unaware that there were a bunch of factless rumors floating around on the internet about the ass-kickingest Texan to ever do a roundhouse kick. More »