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Poor Uwe Boll. Not only is he unnaturally short, he is also a rotten filmmaker. The "director" recently try to eBay a role in his Far Cry adaptation. Bidding started at €2,498 (US $3,360). Not did the winner get five days on the set with Uwe, he or she would also have to cover things like the flight and the hotel. Any takers? No, it seems. The idea that Uwe thinks people would pay to be in his movies, let alone watch them, is HILARIOUS. Brian Ashcraft More »
]]> http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=263891&view=rss&microfeed=true Uwe Boll has gotten into Wired Magazine for beating up nerds. Chris Baker has a fascinating look at the infamous boxing match in which the chowderheaded "filmmaker" punched internet people to prove he wasn't a complete hack or something like that. Because, we all know that physically pummeling others drives home the point that your sucky movies do not suck. From the piece: More »
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No, chowderhead filmmaker Uwe Boll has not been kidnapped by terrorists. Unfortunately. The above pic is from his upcoming adaptation of Postal—a movie that even Gary Coleman apparently has turned down! (But, that sadly News Radio's Dave Foley and John Cassavetes mainstay, Seymour Cassel have not.) There are a handful of pictures of the film, which will probably suck. But, this looks to be so over the top it could be a good kind of suck. Like Chowderhead's masterwork. More »
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Chowderhead "filmmaker" Uwe Boll recently confirmed that he will inflict visual pain on the world once again by making yet another movie based on the video game BloodRayne, so expect an official announcement soon. The prequel hit theaters last year and sucked. The end. Since the box office disaster that was the previous BloodRayne film, Chowderhead has spent his time beating up overweight internet geeks to prove he isn't a crappy director, but rather a small, insecure jerk. Hey Uwe, your movies are still rotten camp, and the intertubes still hates you. Brian Ashcraft More »
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