What better way to kick off a Monday morning than a borderline NSFW video about rendered jubblies? X-Play, one of the tattered remnants of game-related programming on the former TV 4 Gamers network, presents you with the evolution of breast physics in video games. There's no real nudity, but folks at work might think you just a bit more creepy than they already do for watching this.

It's sad that the internet has desensitized me so much that my favorite part of the video is the Midnight Spank deer commercial at the end. It is good to see how far breast physics have come, but when are we going to see realistic junk shifting in games? Michael Fahey

The history of video game breasts [DESTRUCTOID]