You aren't supposed to keep condoms in your wallet. Not only does it serve as a perpetual reminder of your own failure to make promiscuous sexual conquest every time you open your wallet to pay for another failed date, but months entombed in a billfold will cause it, when finally applied, to disintegrate like a mummy's foreskin.

What to do? Indulge in the ultimate Game Boy cartridge case mod. As it turns out, a spare Game Boy case makes a perfect condom receptacle, guaranteeing that your condoms will stay moist and fresh no longer how long your barren existence lasts. Florian Eckhardt

The best Game Boy cartridge case mod [Cracked Rabbit Gaming]