This video recently popped up on the net showing some hefty guy shouldering his way through a crowd watching a DDR dancer in an arcade. The guy lumbers up to the pad in the middle of a game and starts to bust out some Celtic Step Dancing. After a few minutes of hopping around and toe tapping, completely oblivious to the music, the guy takes a header into the real DDR dancer.

Words are exchanged and Mr. Fastfeet tries to instigate a little dance off and then runs from the place, cameraman in tow. The video ends with the dancer coming at the cameraman. OK, so maybe this guy isn't drunk, but he sure as hell acts it.

To make matters worse the dancer, he claims his name is Shawn Seamus, created website FastFastFastFeet.com to "show off" his mad Celtic skills. Personally, I think he should have named the site DrunkFatBastardCantDance.com